Definitions by ElongD69
The act of being a pussy bitch, usually used to describe a person with no balls that shys away from any type of masculine activity. An abbreviation derived by a common occurrence by Anthony Torrez.
quick 30
A short 30 minute nap needed to rejuvenate the body, usually taken on vacations before a nite of raging and dusting, or in between benders as a result of being ched asf.
Tino: “lets drink bro”
Anthony: “quick 30 then I’ll be okay bubba”
Jason: *shits himself off in the distance*
Anthony: “quick 30 then I’ll be okay bubba”
Jason: *shits himself off in the distance*
the keeble
Famously known from the near oscar winning movie, “Max keeble’s big move”, when a principle makes a misbehaving student buttchug rotten milk following that with a butt plug and forcing them to do 100 burpees in the middle of the gymnasium at the school pep rally.
the keeble by ElongD69 September 7, 2019
angry blue vein diamond cutter
When a mans cock gets hard as a rock. This is harder than morning wood it’s the type of boner that makes ur want to hump cattle just to get the baby batter out. The angry blue vein diamond cutter is the epitome of a stiffy.
I woke up today with an angry blue vein diamond cutter and nearly speared my dog i guess i had a dream about Klay Aikan
Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down
Simple I bent the maid over and railed her
Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down
Simple I bent the maid over and railed her
angry blue vein diamond cutter by ElongD69 September 20, 2018
cock loogie
When an ill male’s phlem mixes with his baby batter creating an even thicker, stickier, and sort of greenish cum that is blasted out when he sneezes.
Yoel came down with a bad case of the sniffles and when grandma brought him some tissues for that drippy nose he sneezed and hawked a fat cock loogie right in her old lady eye.
cock loogie by ElongD69 May 11, 2018
salsaing
Maria can i eat your pussy babe?
No Anthony! Im salsaing right now.
Good cause i brought my bag of chips and im ready for a snack.
No Anthony! Im salsaing right now.
Good cause i brought my bag of chips and im ready for a snack.
alabama marathon
When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.
I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.
alabama marathon by ElongD69 January 31, 2018