9 definitions by ElongD69
A short 30 minute nap needed to rejuvenate the body, usually taken on vacations before a nite of raging and dusting, or in between benders as a result of being ched asf.
Tino: “lets drink bro”
Anthony: “quick 30 then I’ll be okay bubba”
Jason: *shits himself off in the distance*
Anthony: “quick 30 then I’ll be okay bubba”
Jason: *shits himself off in the distance*
by ElongD69 February 27, 2023
The act of one male jizzing all over the partners chest, then farting and blasting it all over their face like a sandstorm. First created by Shaka Zulu.
Ayy man! Have you heard Jordan did the Zimbabwean sandstorm on lorna?
Damn bro is that how she went blind?
Damn bro is that how she went blind?
by ElongD69 January 19, 2018
When an ill male’s phlem mixes with his baby batter creating an even thicker, stickier, and sort of greenish cum that is blasted out when he sneezes.
Yoel came down with a bad case of the sniffles and when grandma brought him some tissues for that drippy nose he sneezed and hawked a fat cock loogie right in her old lady eye.
by ElongD69 March 15, 2018
Famously known from the near oscar winning movie, “Max keeble’s big move”, when a principle makes a misbehaving student buttchug rotten milk following that with a butt plug and forcing them to do 100 burpees in the middle of the gymnasium at the school pep rally.
by ElongD69 September 7, 2019
When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.
by ElongD69 November 8, 2017
A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.
Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.
Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.
Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard
Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.
Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard
by ElongD69 January 25, 2018
When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.
I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.
by ElongD69 February 1, 2018