When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.
by ElongD69 November 07, 2017
Get the french mortar mug.When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.
I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.
by ElongD69 January 31, 2018
Get the alabama marathon mug.A short 30 minute nap needed to rejuvenate the body, usually taken on vacations before a nite of raging and dusting, or in between benders as a result of being ched asf.
Tino: “lets drink bro”
Anthony: “quick 30 then I’ll be okay bubba”
Jason: *shits himself off in the distance*
Anthony: “quick 30 then I’ll be okay bubba”
Jason: *shits himself off in the distance*
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No Anthony! Im salsaing right now.
Good cause i brought my bag of chips and im ready for a snack.
No Anthony! Im salsaing right now.
Good cause i brought my bag of chips and im ready for a snack.
by ElongD69 May 09, 2018
Get the salsaing mug.The act of being a pussy bitch, usually used to describe a person with no balls that shys away from any type of masculine activity. An abbreviation derived by a common occurrence by Anthony Torrez.
by ElongD69 March 22, 2024
Get the PB mug.The act of one male jizzing all over the partners chest, then farting and blasting it all over their face like a sandstorm. First created by Shaka Zulu.
Ayy man! Have you heard Jordan did the Zimbabwean sandstorm on lorna?
Damn bro is that how she went blind?
Damn bro is that how she went blind?
by ElongD69 January 18, 2018
Get the zimbabwean sandstorm mug.When a mans cock gets hard as a rock. This is harder than morning wood it’s the type of boner that makes ur want to hump cattle just to get the baby batter out. The angry blue vein diamond cutter is the epitome of a stiffy.
I woke up today with an angry blue vein diamond cutter and nearly speared my dog i guess i had a dream about Klay Aikan
Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down
Simple I bent the maid over and railed her
Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down
Simple I bent the maid over and railed her
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