ElongD69's definitions

quick 30

A short 30 minute nap needed to rejuvenate the body, usually taken on vacations before a nite of raging and dusting, or in between benders as a result of being ched asf.

Tino: “lets drink bro”
Anthony: “quick 30 then I’ll be okay bubba”
Jason: *shits himself off in the distance*

by ElongD69 February 27, 2023

alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.

I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.

by ElongD69 January 31, 2018

salsaing

When a latino female is on her period.

Maria can i eat your pussy babe?

No Anthony! Im salsaing right now.

Good cause i brought my bag of chips and im ready for a snack.

by ElongD69 May 9, 2018

zimbabwean sandstorm

The act of one male jizzing all over the partners chest, then farting and blasting it all over their face like a sandstorm. First created by Shaka Zulu.

Ayy man! Have you heard Jordan did the Zimbabwean sandstorm on lorna?

Damn bro is that how she went blind?

by ElongD69 January 18, 2018

PB

The act of being a pussy bitch, usually used to describe a person with no balls that shys away from any type of masculine activity. An abbreviation derived by a common occurrence by Anthony Torrez.

“Anthony you tryna drink”
“Nah i had a bubba hard day”
“Damn youre being a PB!”

by ElongD69 March 22, 2024

cock loogie

When an ill male’s phlem mixes with his baby batter creating an even thicker, stickier, and sort of greenish cum that is blasted out when he sneezes.

Yoel came down with a bad case of the sniffles and when grandma brought him some tissues for that drippy nose he sneezed and hawked a fat cock loogie right in her old lady eye.

by ElongD69 May 11, 2018

norwegian shish kebab

A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.

Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.

Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.

Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard

by ElongD69 January 25, 2018