moped women

An unattractive woman that you have sex with.

Moped women and mopeds are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you ride one.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

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mooned

To spend time lusting over a person or an object. To be seriously and obsessively addicted to something or someone.

Dan: "Oh dude there goes Alison!"
Mike: "Oh man...I mooned over her for so long...."

by Mytola August 6, 2006

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Moope

Sticky residue on a stick after roasting marshmallows over a campfire.

I need to clean the moope off my stick before I put it away.

by Think112233 March 11, 2015

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Mooged

Getting mugged by a herd of cow supremacists.

Mooger: GIVE ME YOUR MILK!

Jeremy: I just got mooged last night by crazy people in white sheets with black spots on them!!

by anditwasamazing October 24, 2016

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Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."

"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."

"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"

by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

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moofed

1. To be bumped off-line for no apparent reason. Expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.

2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.

When John suddenly disappeared from chat, we assumed he had been moofed.

by Zabad July 24, 2005

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