Brighton Michigan

A cultural wasteland; a town full of rich white people, primarily snotty middle schoolers, soccer moms, and wiggers.

Example #1

*Guy #1 - Look at that kid, she has american eagle clothes, ugg boots, a coach purse, and an iphone!
*Guy #2 - She must be a Brighton Michigan kid.

Example #2

*Guy #1 - look at all those wiggers hanging out by their brand new car that one of their parents bought for them.
*Guy #2 - That's Brighton Michigan for ya.

by aequitas777 March 10, 2011

Michigan City

Michigan City is a place where a person mistakenly moves to get a fresh start, but really their hopes and dreams die.

Grace: Oh my gosh, Sarah I just saw your post about your dead dreams, did you move you to Michigan City??
Sarah: Yeah, How did you know??

by Jaee_Monaeee August 8, 2018

michigan time

Michigan Time refers to the fact that University of Michigan classes start 10 minutes after the time listed in the course schedule. Classes usually end on the hour or half hour to allow 10 minutes of commute time.

Don't worry, you aren't late for class. We run on michigan time.

by Kyle Mulka December 12, 2008

Michigun

1. A person in Geaomtry Dash who is know for popularizing and spamming triple spikes in his levels or collab part.
2. Another word for a triple spike.

1. Why did Michigun invent the triple spike?
2. Dang I died at 98% due to a michigun!

by Jackdaw_ March 4, 2021

Michigan Tech

Where the men are men

and so are the women.

"At Michigan Tech, women need the extra girth and facial hair to keep warm."

by Thought Criminal7 September 11, 2009

michigan upper peninsula

Beautiful...beautiful...Michigan Tech - we like it cold, NMU - the kids down south, Lake Superior State - heck we're frickin' Canadian

Michigan upper peninsula is home to the good things in life like pasties.

by Dat person from up Nort September 28, 2006

I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan

An anti-Michigan song sung by Ohioans.

"We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!

We're from Ohio - O! H!
We're from Ohio - I! O!

Ohhh we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!"

I sing I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan every November.

by Ohioan December 9, 2008