Miami

Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....

Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

Miami

A popular city in Florida near the beach, and its inhabitants include masked schizo mom-loving murderers, some simp vigilantes and even the Russian mafia. (Yes, this is a Hotline Miami reference)

Yo, wanna go to Miami?
Hell nah! Do you think I want to get jumped by the Russians?!

by Chuli-P November 15, 2023

Miami Shit Machine

Slang term for a Cubano/Cuban sandwich purchased from a gas station within Florida state lines.

Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.

Gallant: ...

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020

miami sprinkler

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.

Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.

by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014

Miami skin fade

A skin fade haircut you receive right before taking a plane to Miami, on your genitals.

Bro I’m so stoked to get this Miami skin fade. I’ve never had one before.

by LeonVonGradwitz January 31, 2019

Miami pimp smack

a pimp smack, laid down with both hands at the same time. point of contact is the ho's ears, and results in busted ear drums.

Josh laid the Miami pimp smack on that Shrek lookin' ho.

by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

Miami Heat Fan

People born the day of or after July 8, 2010. Known for their very low level of basketball knowledge & habitual or compulsive lying. It was first documented on ESPN forums in 2010 and is believed the infection takes hold of all four lobes of the cerebral cortex causes blindness & extreme memory loss.

note: The origins of this disease are still unknown but it is believed the infection started from a jock strap in Akron, Ohio and traveled south to Florida via wagon caravan.

JOE: "My wife gave birth to our first baby boy he weighs 8lbs 4oz!"
BOB: "When was he born?"
JOE: "Just before 9:30 on July 8th!"
BOB: "So hes a 'Miami Heat Fan'?"
-or-
DETECTIVE: "I know it was you who did it! We have fingerprint evidence!"
SUSPECT: "It wasnt me I swear!"
DETECTIVE: "Your being a real 'Miami Heat Fan' right now you sick son of a b####!"

by Benedict A August 25, 2010