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megalomaniac

an insane person who is obsessed with power, one who thinks they are beyond greatness
Hitler was a complete megalomaniac.
by Weird Mal February 1, 2004
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megalogue

n. A simultaneous conversation between large numbers of people. Since the word “dialogue” implies two people, it ceases to work for large-scale communication such as internet blogs, chat sessions, or nationwide water-cooler conversations.
v. To hold a large-scale conversation.
We need to have a nationwide megalogue about how to get Bush out of office. I would like to megalogue with the Democratic party about Oprah's chances of getting elected.
by Warren Apel November 20, 2003
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Megalepsy

Megalepsy often occurs when an adult male is subject to an image of Megan Fox and is then so sexually aroused he cannot control his actions.

The primary cause is an image of Megan Fox found in a newspaper or magazine. The Megaleptic will isolate the image and proceed to dry hump it until he gets satisfied. Once the act has been appropriated to this image, other sufferers will not touch, grind or dirty talk the image as it is the territory of another Megaleptic. Megaleptics seldom indulge in group dry-humping.

Other symptoms include slipping into a coma after momentarily gazing at Megan Fox and unstoppable bouts of drooling, screaming, whooping and hollering.

The longest recorded Megaleptic coma currently stands at three days 16 hours.
"George has got his Megalepsy on with my newspaper, go grab the sport section quickly."

"He was in a coma at the cinema for 2 days, what a Megaleptic!"
by lindsaylohanslostbrother July 6, 2009
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Megaladank

An expression meaning outstandingly awesome.
My sister's new stache is pretty megaladank.
by OG Super Sick Nasty Guy June 20, 2016
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Megalodump

When you shit so fierce that you have to wipe your whole back because of the backsplash.
Damn it! I just took a megalodump and got covered in blue toilet water !
by TwiztedSnowman February 20, 2017
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Megaloderank

When FEDERA deranks someone in a Discord Server by lots of ranks. That is a megaloderank.
Yo give thicc boi kyle a MEGALODERANK!
by Federa's Dad June 2, 2018
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megalatino

being super fast when KFC is near by
i ran megalatino fast
by megmmmmmtebinbeirfnbNV November 27, 2019
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