Matzophobia

The large fear of Matzah. Being afraid of yeast-lacking-bread.

He had matzophobia, so he could not join his girlfriend's family for their Passover Seder.

by matzahgirl April 7, 2009

matzah gobbler

The proper, non-racist term for a Jew, much like kike.

James: Look at Avi over there paying that clerk in pennies, when I just saw him climb out of that $100,000 Ferrari.

Alison: Typical matzah gobbler, always gobbling that nasty kike food and ripping people off.

by Albert Sharpton September 4, 2019

elijah matzke

A VSCO Boyfriend

elijah matzke is the sweetest boyfriend.

by YTHacker August 22, 2019

matzoballer

One who enjoys sex with Jews.

That chick slept with Hy AND Sol- she's a matzoballer.

by Todd Theman January 13, 2010

ein matzav

An Israeli expression, that litterally translates to "there is no situation". It means "definitely not".

(a) "Will you come to school tomorrow?"
(b) "With this teacher? Ein Matzav"

by Leahmor May 3, 2005

matzoh ball

a dance for jewish people. the place where addison got grounded!also known as the worst night in history!!!!!teehehehehelolzl/night that poeple found a foreigner!teheheh i heards he was wickeeddsss sickkk!!

dudeeee matzoh ball was hellla tight they gave out prizes!

by jjjjjjjjrrrrrrrrr January 12, 2009

matzoball

Jewish "noodle" in a ball formation. Found in a chicken noodle type soup with blan flavoring and gritty texture.

Rachel, Sara, Rebecca, Isac and Mosha joined at Snyders for a pot of Matzo ball soup. mmm mmm good!

by Lauren D. class of 2003 January 30, 2003