Masterberrying

The act of viewing and sending messages on a Blackberry while holding it underneath a table to hide the act.

1. Man, I was masterberrying like a fiend in that meeting.

2. The boss totally caught me masterberrying last week.

by Mendeleev August 28, 2008

masterbationsensation

the feeling you get when masterbating

i can just FEEL the masterbationsensation

by chris99163 April 1, 2009

compulsive masterbater

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.

"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"

by thee definer;) March 15, 2014

MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it

Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

masterbeard

To stimulate or stroke beard hair growing on one's face for personal pleasure.

I can't wait to get home tonight, smoke a joint, throw on Dawson's Creek season 2 and masterbeard until I fall asleep.

by Master Beardo October 21, 2010

Masterbation Proclamation

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.

Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"

by woundtight September 25, 2011

masterbacon

The act of masturbating during or after the consumption of delicious bacon (the candy bar of meats)

I can't believe Johnny got kicked out of Bob Evans for masterbacon at the table

by smell my fingers October 12, 2011