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Peyton Manning

The greatest QB of all time. Statistically dominant, cannot be stopped by any defense and will continue to win Superbowls and break records until he retires.
"I just played Peyton Manning in a game today."

"How many points did you lose by."

"A lot."
by luvYasey November 25, 2010
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Hype-manning

VERB: The art of encouraging your friends to the highest level by hollering inspiring phrases such as, “get it girl” or “fuck it up!” To master correctly engage in hype-manning one must be 100% down for the homies.
Felicia was hype-Manning the fuck out of Tamara!
by Juamara March 1, 2019
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Manning

n. A story that has no point to it; a story that builds in excitement and then has no climax; a story that ends in an awkward silence
My friend's story about detention ended up being such a Manning.
"Hey guys one time I was at camp and.... (five to ten minutes of ramble)..... then she said that I was totally fine." {awkward silence}
I told such a Manning the other day when I forgot the ending to my story.
by COLONEL CHRIS July 19, 2010
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Mannington

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. An incurable pessimist. A Mannington is not bad company per se, but can be a pain if stuck with on a slow train or in a lift (suicidal tendencies are highly contagious!).
Stu: Top of the morning!

Ann: Hiya!

Mannington: Awww, for fuck's sake!

"I tried to persuade Luke to go to the pub with us, but he did a Mannington and just ranted about his workload."

"Come on, cheer up mate! Don't be a Mannington."
by nuguns May 29, 2007
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peyton manning

probably the best QB in the nfl now that hes won a super bowl and yea brady has won 3 but who cares his numbers arent that great and his team carried him anyway and that whole thing about manning being bradys bitch thats obviously stupid because as shown in the AFC championship game brady and the pats blew a 21-6 halftime lead and brady is clutch?
Tom Brady: "21-6 this is over"
end of game
Tom Brady: "sobs"
Peyton Manning: "Whose the bitch now?"
by 9700 May 31, 2007
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Manning

a saying used to explain why you don't want to do something.
1. Derron - Can you bust this trade? Anthony - Manning, sorry bro.
2. Wife - Can we turn it to Grey's Anatomy? Husband - Nope, Manning.
by Foma December 11, 2008
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Big Dick Manning

A sex act typically performed deep in Colts country, where the guy lines up behind his girl, positioning himself squarely behind her, but instead of entering her, she straddles his dick, rocking back and forth on her heels with fingertips down on the ground, until his big dick cums all over her tits.
Big Dick Manning ;) A man whose dick is bigger than his high-school football trophy.
by Yourcoltsgirl September 9, 2010
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