St Machar

St Machar is the best school in Aberdeen

All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,

Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness junior WWE every single week (most likely with Tyler Rust getting battered)
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.

Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.

I go to St Machar Academy

by CuntFucker87 February 7, 2021

poo manchu

The poo manchu is similar to a dirty sanchez, however additional lines of poo are drawn perpendicular to the horizonal mustache. Similar to a fu-manchu, except with shit.

I was banging this girl and things got freaky. She was tired of the Dirty Sanchez, so she asked for a poo manchu.

by B Kuhl December 28, 2009

paper mache

When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.

You: I forgot to remove the pieces of Kleenex from my dick..

Girl: Is that paper mache?

by JustRob September 13, 2009

manchild

An adult male who still posesses psychological traits of a child. Traits include, but are not necessarily limited to:
- whining
- pettyness
- trying to pass the blame for their own underdeveloped judgement
- not "stepping up to the plate" when it's their role to.
- secretly still finds 3rd grade bathroom humor amusing.
- is able to connect with his children, but only as another child, not as a father.
- not to mention an overall insecurity in who he is as a man, from which similar traits sprout.

The manchild, if married, is often found married to Type A women (usually firstborn or only child in their own family) who reluctantly yet aptly take up the slack for the aforementioned manchild.

This manchild will often attempt to augment their lack and/or compete with peers with material posessions such as:
- Harley Davidson Softtail with $30 do-rag
- Hummer H2 or similar oversized fossil-fuel guzzling behemoth
- 6 seat felt poker table with matching humidor
- The very latest electronic gadgets (digital camera, GPS handheld, etc.) to impress peers with.

These examples reflect some of the psychological traits mentioned above, and some that aren't:

Ray from "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Doug from "King of Queens"
Dad from "Malcolm in the Middle"
George Costanza from "Seinfeld"
Al from "Married with Children"

by Rex Cavendish May 19, 2005

big macher

Hybrid english-yiddish term for big shot. A man who is (or thinks he is) really important. Usually refers to someone who is showing off in some way.

So, I hear Jerry bought himself a BMW. With his blonde bimbo girlfriend and his fancy-shmansy lifestyle. He thinks he's some sort of big macher.

by Lotusflower March 3, 2007

Manchu

1. The Epic Soldiers stationed at Camp Casey, Korea, with legendary drinking tolerances that teeter in the balance of life and death at the hands of "Soju"

2. War Cry usually shouted just before and during fights on the streets of Dongducheon.

3. A Toast by those who've been Manchu.

Have you heard? Those Manchus are pulling stairwell guard again for that huge fight down in the the Ville.

Tanker: Yeah, well who the fuck you with?
Infantryman: I'm with 2/9, MANCHU!!!!!!!!

Lauer: What are we drinking to?
Strode: The same as always...
Both: MANCHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TwoNine4Life August 23, 2009

manchester screwdriver

A hammer, when used as an alternative method of inserting screws, often as a last resort. Named after the city of Manchester, UK.

"It's cross-threaded... hand me a Manchester screwdriver, will you?"

by i'mbatman July 14, 2006