Manch-Vegas

Alternative name for the city of Manchester, New Hampshire, USA. The word was coined by combining the first part of "Manchester" with the second word in "Las Vegas," juxtaposing Las Vegas's glitz and glamor with Manchester's lack of either. Used derisively.

"So are we going out tonight?"
"We live in Manch-Vegas. The hottest spot open this late is Wal-Mart."

Manch-Vegas by Stephanie M. December 19, 2003

Manch-Vegas

Noun: The city that never sleeps alone! The rockin' Queen City of New Hampshire, Manchester, got it's glamorous name from the fact that there is so much of the same to do all over and nowhere in town. It's really a rolling mystery!

The initial impression would leave a new comer with a feeling of AW while the veterans of the city know better!

All in all it's a hell of a place to be and certainly an upcoming world power on the East Coast!

Adj: A description the clubers at Homega use to describe the booty in town.

Noun:
Mo; "Hey, wanna hit the bars in Manch-Vegas tonight?"
Ed; "Yeah, which one?"
Mo;"I don't know, you pick"
Ed; "I don't know... why do I have to pick"
Yolanda; "Like it matters!"

Adj:
Cluber 1; "Hey want to go to Homega and get some Manch-VegASS?"
Cluber 2; "Yeah, let's hit it up monday stylio!"

Manch-Vegas by Gagz August 10, 2005

Manch-Vegas

city in manchester new hampshire where there are an endless supply of wanna-be's, white guys trying to be black and "normal" people selling drugs under the table to get by. Typical day involves a trip to the mall, movies or walmart. the only place open after 2am is....the 24 hour brooks, walgreens or walmart

"what do you want to do? "
"lets cruise elm street, maybe hit one of the 4 18+ clubs."

Manch-Vegas by alicia May 7, 2005

Las Vegas death march

Any exhaustingly and/or exasperatingly long walk through Las Vegas, usually resulting from a gross misjudgment of the distance between points due to the flat landscape and oversized buildings.

Dad led us on another Las Vegas death march today - "Oh, come on, we're not wasting good money on a taxi! Rio is right over there!" You'd think he'd learned his lesson after the Circus Circus fiasco!

Las Vegas death march by RevWaldo October 20, 2010

MARCHVEGAS

Definition 1 - “March to Vegas”: The humanistic advance, trek, migration or march towards Las Vegas. The annual, semi-annual or multi-annual migrational path back to Las Vegas for sustenance.

Definition 2 - “Hoops/Basketball”: The marriage of March Madness and Las Vegas; heaven for hoop fans.

Definition 3 “Holiday”: The 4-day holiday commencing the first Thursday of the March Madness tournament and ending on Sunday. You "could" ask for these days off, but you’re taking these days off regardless. Maybe you go to Vegas with your bracket, maybe you don’t. Maybe you skip work with the girls and drink, maybe you don’t. However, you’re still not reporting to school or work for 4 days.

Example 1:
Hey, I just found this receipt for MARCHVEGAS in November. I thought you said you were at a conference in November? (Author: Don’t look at me).

Example 2:
Yo Javier, we bouncing out to MARCHVEGAS with the homies for the tourney, you wanna roll? Yes ese.

Example 3:
Yes, I’ll have a dry martini with two olives madaam and my comrad here shall try your best scotch, straight please. So Mortimer, to the contrary my dear friend, according to my calculations heading to MARCHVEGAS for the NCAA tournament should be a splendid ideal indeed. The only real question, is shall we bring our wives as well? Now, now Livingston, we don’t want to bring “sand to the beach” now do we? Exactly my dear friend, exactly.

Example 4:
I’m sorry Martha, unless you can find someone to switch with you on the schedule, I’m gonna need you to work all through MARCHVEGAS. Martha, “But this is for a family outing”. I’m sorry.

Three Weeks Later: Martha “Cough, cough tell the boss I can’t come in, my throat is sore and I have a fever. Also, I’m calling in sick for tomorrow too, this cold feels like, “that’s double dribble”, I mean “double trouble”. See you guys on Monday “click”.

MARCHVEGAS by Royal George August 16, 2012

manchvegas 

Manchvegas is the term given to Manchester NH because of the literally hundreds of illegal gambling video poker machines(hence the "Vegas" part of it)

I need money lets hit up Manchvegas

manchvegas by oneeyedwilly25 December 28, 2005

manchvegas 

slang for "Manchester, New Hampshire, USA"

a combonation of "Manchester" and "Las Vegas". Possibly came about because Manchester, for a long time was one of the very few places in New Hampshire to actually see talk buildings, and city lights.

"i hit the twin liqah stohes on the highway aftah manchvegas befawh goin' to watah country" (note new england accent)

"there's no way i'm goin to manchvegas two weeks before christmas"

manchvegas by protocoldroid June 21, 2004