legitimatophobia

The fear of doing something without cheating

legitimatophobia is strange but true

by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016

loltimate

1. Absolutely hilarious. Lolworthy to the max.
2. Maximally pathetic, corny, or lame.

Brother Theodore's quadrupedism screed was the loltimate comedy routine.

Then he got up on stage and performed the song he wrote about he, in front of dozens of my friends -- the loltimate romantic gesture.

by Twizzard June 10, 2018

Letitimate

The state of being of a woman who conforms to the laws and rules of society with the mistaken assumption she's playing by the same set of rules as men.

Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton both seemed like legitimate choices for presidential candidates, but it turns out they were only letitimate.

by Little Walnut November 21, 2024

lodgeitimate concern

How Red Green and his Possum Lake buddies view some stupid gripe dat they have with da local-government policies.

Harold Green finds the so-called "lodgeitimate concerns" of his uncle's macho cronies to be either invalid, selfish, or laughably minor.

by QuacksO October 17, 2025