Laiisha

Laiisha is a kind person who is not very confident until she knows how to do it she had lots of friends but isn’t popular or unpopular Laiisha can multi task but is lazy she can be on fire or not at school she works her hardest but struggles when she works up to something she will achieve it and try her hardest to redeem that achievement again a relative is her best friend she is very friendly aswell

Laiisha

by Laiisha June 12, 2022

laishah

A parent who will never let you get Snapchat, and makes horrible jokes that are slightly offensive

Daughter: *hits head on door and gets bump*
Laishah: “didn’t know you wanted to be a unicorn that bad!”

by Hahhahahahhahahahhahhhhhhhhhh August 30, 2022

LandShark

Any police on patrol looking for prey.

They usually hunt in pairs or more but sometimes they hunt alone

Always terrifying and never friendly
Watch out whenever you see one passing by in the next lane over or wherever you spot them

If you can see them
they have definitely seen you

So just try to blend in and don't stand out from the heare of other fish nearby

If you are ever targeted and they attempt to get behind you
do everything you can to not let them get close enough to read your tag

pull into a parking lot or random driveway
immediately pop your hood and get out taking your keys out of the ignition
this is very important
go look under your hood and pretend to ne checking something

Just don't make eye contact and pull out your phone and pretend to dial and start talking like its your best buddy just down the street on his way to come help

with a little luck the shark will move on to another victim

if the shark is extra hungry
you may need to wait him out

just be patient and he will eventually get another call or get bored and move on

as soon as he leaves

carefully and quickly
get the heck out of site
go the opposite direction and don't stop panicking until you're safe at home or inside Walmart

Holy Shotgun Shells did you see those landsharks back there. Omg Where the heck is Walmart and how can I get there faster

Its the only place they hate to catch prey
to many witnesses
landsharks prefer to hunt in darkness far from pedestrians and cameras
Its difficult to rape and pillage with a village watching and whispering behind you

by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023

laiyshia

She is nice sweet, and very understanding she is very caring and she will do something with her life. She maybe mad fun of because of those folowing things and more but she can look past it. She likes to see the good in people. and she is Gorgous. Words cannot describe her beatuy. :) But laiyshiaa is sometimes very emotional and likes to vent it out in creative ways
Laiyshiaa is sweet
Laiyshiaa is beautiful
Laiyshiaa is very unique
Laiyshiaa is a people person.
She looks out for others.
And she doesn't like to disappoint

And laiyshiaa like to spend money

Laiyshia stand on business

by Laiyshiaa November 19, 2023

LANDShark

Landshark
-noun - verb
-land-based hallway mammal named Winston
- pretending to act like ocean based carnivore-shark
-actions involve upside-down actions with mouth snapping behaviour which involves Cousin Winston Pillow.

Winston was evolving into a landshark at bedtime.

Watch your fingers .

by GiggityKoe January 26, 2024

landsho

The man, The myth, The Legend.. One of the greatest /somali celebrities OAT. From Voice Messages too entertaining the world on stage. He is the most talented man to ever roam the internet

Oh how I wish to rizz like Landsho

by Landsho July 26, 2024

Landsharking

When a cat moves along the floor by dragging itself using the floor or other objects, instead of using...well, their feet.

Look out bro, my cat is landsharking

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2025