The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.
Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?
Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.
Jane: What a toerag!
Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.
Jane: What a toerag!
by neil thomas April 15, 2007
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.”
My favorite part of The Landshark is hearing the iconic theme composed by John Williams. Sometimes, I like to have the other person start a few rooms away so I can hear the entire thing before engaging in mutually satisfying sexual congress followed by waffles.
by Yolo master swag October 16, 2017
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
I landsharked your mom.
by tilded April 17, 2003
noun - someone who bites on or uses a lot of teeth while administering oral sex to their partner.
verb - the act of getting your dick bitten during a blow job.
verb - the act of getting your dick bitten during a blow job.
n. I know from experience that Rebecca is a landshark, she's always biting on people's dicks.
v. My dick hurts so much, some beezy landsharked me last night.
v. My dick hurts so much, some beezy landsharked me last night.
by The_Big_Dog April 08, 2009
Ultimate Frisbee term used to describe a member of the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee up their bottocks, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments.
by sasha December 14, 2003
a policing nickname for a police dog, usually of a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois type due to their large teeth and tendency to bit people.
Release the landsharks!
by 8510pm November 01, 2018