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Landsharking 

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.
Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!
Landsharking by neil thomas April 21, 2007
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Landsharking

When a cat moves along the floor by dragging itself using the floor or other objects, instead of using...well, their feet.
Look out bro, my cat is landsharking
Landsharking by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2025

land sharking

a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.
special fetures in 40 year old virgin. "land sharking"
land sharking by Jake Erenstoft August 16, 2006

Landsverking 

The act of staying home and protecting ones virginity

Named after the Landsverk L-60
Hey where is Alex? Oh he is Landsverking at home.
Landsverking by Someguyonaphone September 22, 2019

Lawnsharking 

When a person drives their car on another persons lawn or grass and proceeds to get a blowjob while parked on the lawn.
I drove Michelle to Lee Williams house so we can do a little Lawnsharking. I got that mother fucker good lol
Lawnsharking by The Truth and Legend February 27, 2010

landmarking 

To visit a place or area and take a picture of your back with your arms out. To face the world and leave your mark where you've visited.
"Hey, how was your trip to California?"
"It was awesome, check out this picture of me landmarking on Runyon Canyon"
landmarking by takeatoor April 4, 2015
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026