trucking litch

another way to say fucking bitch.

Gosh Heather, you are such a trucking litch!

by aurenlay May 17, 2006

Litch

A secret codeword meaning attractive. Can also be used to describe something as good, lovely or nice.

"Who do you consider to be the bigger litch? Transport secretary Alastair Darling, or fictional advertising character Barry Scott, of Cilit Bang! fame?"

OR

"I say Marjorie, these eccles cakes are surprisingly litch for a woman of your limited culinary abilities."

by roomwithaview86 October 10, 2006

bubbley litch king

while a man is receiving oral, and is just about to ejaculate the man holds her head down and violently drops his load making the woman gag and forcing the mans load out of her noise making an unimaginable mess, featuring bubbles of snotty cum, reaching noises and a possibility of a chunky mess surrounding the males shaft.

guy: UHHHH IM CUMING!!! SWALLOW ME WHOLE!!

girl: URghblurghhhhhh *coughing and gagging sounds*

guy: Hahahaha...... you just got bubbley litch king bitch!!!!

by EmEss August 23, 2011

Litch

Litch = Little + Bitch

Michael didn't want to work out because he was being a litch and said he had pink-eye. Someone must have farted in his face.

by Zaca08 March 30, 2008

litchenstein

WTF do these goat definitions have to do with litchenstein???

woah fuck liek teh OMG kupwn'd!



I wally woxxorssssss!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Litch

Term used to describe when you have anal itch

I am sorry if my fingers smell really bad, I am litching right now

by Itchy fuck October 5, 2004

Litchfield ring

Extreme dryness in and around the anus. Can get so severe that anal hemorrhaging can occur. usual causes include 'dry humping' and beer bottles. The only cure is a buttered butt plug.

Litchfield ring is unique to soho, London.

by gfoshow January 21, 2010