Normal Knowledge

A mysterious body of knowledge, usually related to the relationships between men and women, that some say is denied them.

First discovered on a relationship forum in late 2010 / early 2011; a young man insisted that forum members were blocking him from acquiring "normal knowledge" of relationships. When queried about the nature of this knowledge, said young man refused to answer, resorting to an annoying repetition of "Why are you denying me normal knowledge?!?"

I want to know why you say I should just go out on a date, instead of sitting here on the forum asking questions?!? What do you mean? Why are you denying me normal knowledge?

by FloorMan March 27, 2011

knowledgeum

a place of learning often accompanied by hokie interactive devises and kiosks

Troy McClure: Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?" ...

by las April 13, 2008

Knowledge Bender

When you study for 2+ days straight, likely in order to hit a college deadline.

Have you seen Erik? Heard he's having a knowledge bender this weekend.

by stvejobz September 20, 2019

micro-knowledge

The ability to sidestep and tap dance around the facts and to contradict oneself within the same statement; also known as a mythical god that punishes his victims from higher ground with verbal mind torture. Known to be dressed in beige with a cape, clear flight goggles. Strengths are mind control and weapon of choice is bulletproof anchors.

I pass on my micro-knowledge to help you better yourself; because I have your back.

by ftbliss April 20, 2011

Street knowledge

knowledge that you need to walk on the street of life; your experience, awareness etc

you have to gather street knowledge to move

by taher21 November 18, 2018

Cursed Knowledge

Facts, skills, and knowledge that make life worse after learning them. The content in question can range from mildly troubling to absolutely revolting.

Dave: Did you know that Google Home responds to "Hey, uwu" and "Okay, uwu"

Ben: *tries it*

*Google Home responds*

Ben: ... That is cursed knowledge, and

by akuwardmoments February 25, 2020

drop knowledge

1.To give information or share knowledge on a subject or just life in general.

2.To teach something.

3.To give advice or share wisdom.

1. I had no idea he was a interested in history until he began to drop knowledge about the Civil Rights movement. He really knew what he was talking about!

2. Guy: I can't seem to find that article on student activism I wanted to use for my essay in the library.
Girl: I took a class on library research.
Guy: Word? Come on then, drop that knowledge!

3. My younger cousin was going through a tough time with his girlfriend, so I had to drop some knowledge his way.

by gehleek February 27, 2009