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keystoned cops

keystoned cops is comedian cops that are gettin high while doin there job
you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009
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keystone

usually refering to keystone light...

Introduced in 1989, Keystone Light is a light-bodied, crisp, smooth and drinkable beer. Keystone Light is available nationwide in cans, bottles and kegs.  Keystone Light is 4.2 percent alcohol by volume and has 104 calories per 12-ounce serving.

Awards

2005 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American-Style Light Lager
2003 North American Beer Awards bronze medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival gold medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American Lager

(coors brewing company web site)
Mike: i need 4 more bucks to pick up a case of keystone

Ike: ok here's 4, i get half though
by FIREH20 November 16, 2006
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Keystone Heights

There is a school located in Keystone Heights in Clay county. In khhs there are a bunch of pot heads, thots, man hoes, and rich ass bitches. Some of the pot head ages can go as low or lower than 8. Pretty much everyone is a pot head and if your not, wtf is wrong with you. Thots.thots. and thots. thots fill up the school many 12 year old girls will have sex with 20 year olds on a park bench. if you go to khhs you will know who i’m talking about. there’s also a bunch of man hoes, guys will do anything to get some p*ssy. literally anything. there are so many rich ass bitches that think they’re better than everyone else when they’re not 🙄🙄 there are so many rednecks so many people love mudding it’s not unusual to see some one one the side of the road in their bathing suits playing in the mud while it rains.most of the parties are illegal with many drugs. a lot of things happen at k beach, very many bad things happen there. basically there just are a lot of things that happen in keystone but it’s over all hella fun, take a vacation over if you want, most people her are welcoming.
“ Dude i’m in keystone heights rn and it’s hella fun come down
by x-unknown-x May 14, 2019
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keystone

Cheap beer, it's actually coors light brewed 1/1,000,000 of a degree of thus decreasing the beverage in value so it's about 10 bucks a case.
I drank a bunch of keystone and I wrecked my car into that nukkas crib homie!
by the big neptizzle August 14, 2003
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keystone

The central wedge-shaped stone of an arch that locks its parts together.
Without the keystone the arch would fall down.
by meep116 August 11, 2006
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keystoner

a person who went to a small school in knox, pa. there favorite activities include getting stoned going to class and eating lunch eating lunch and going to votech or jus skip . then after school getting stoned with friends and chill
i went to keystone and i am a keystoner lol
by 69.09.69 November 1, 2010
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Keystone Heights

A small town in Florida alot like starke but with just as many lakes as there is rednecks, the town is ruled by two gay lovers Justin beiber and K-Sexy-MuthaFlippin-The Man, who are both military badasses and protect the town of keystone heights whenever the crazy rednecks of keystone and starke collide. Other than lakes and rednecks the only other thing keystone has going for it is its Friday night lights, which is definitely nothing special since it's a team comprised solely of midget strippers AND....you guessed it MORE REDNECKS! So if you wanna have n amazing time in Florida like you've heard all about on TV shows then just be sure to steer clear of Keystone Heights.
When I grow up I wanna move down to Keystone Heights and become a redneck!
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