Kept the tiger in the cage

To keep one’s penis in his pants

“I spent a few hundred at the strip club last night but I’m pretty sure I kept the tiger in the cage. Thank god!”

by ClickClackRat January 31, 2021

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edmund kemper

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.

edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him

by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021

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derek kemp

cocky smartass. he doesn't know how to treat a girl. he is however, very hot.

Damn, hes hot.
-no, thats a derek kemp, hes an asshole.

by lren13 November 1, 2009

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Matt Kemp

Center fielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers. As of 2012, he has the largest contract of any National League player in the history of the game at 160 million dollars. A real down to earth guy who works hard and has fun on the field. Wears number 27.

Dodger fan 1: I am so glad the Dodgers signed Matt Kemp to such a long deal!
Dodger fan 2: Matt Kemp = Beast

by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

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kempfing

The act of kempfing is to pump a girl full of diesel during 5 second intercourse then to also disperse the diesel upon the girls stomach or chest if possible. People that kempf usually are attracted to "filling up" girls with the first name Kailyn, Shawna, and Faye. Also the only way to be endowed with diesel flowing through your small penis is to be obsessed with diesel, trucks, or cranes.

Kailyn - Last night got weird I was riding Joe then he went inside me.
Chris - What's weird about that?
Kailyn - Just that black stuff drained out of my vagina and it smelled like diesel.
Chris - That's a classic case of kempfing.

by Trucks, Diesel, Cranes July 28, 2009

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