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jayloni kelly

a light skinned rude ass player nigga shit. who likes black boottttty hole. he hurts every girl he meets. he LOVES to break hearts because his own heart is broken because he has to look in the mirror at his monkey ass self everyday. he is the most annoying, obbessive ass whip you will ever meet. his breath smells so bad it makes you wanna throw up from a mile away.
there goes jayloni kelly's alien head cornflake smelling ass.
by XxasdfghklxX July 8, 2011
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Jaylon

A tall, slim, caring guy with a love for sex and a deep voice. Known to be secretly interested in gay sex.
My friend asked me if he could suck my penis. He must be a Jaylon.
by Mr. Yhu October 16, 2011
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a dumbass mother fucker who doesn't know shit. he talks more shit than he can back up. thinks he can fight but can't even beat up a bug. he is the biggest liar you will ever meet. over all, a complete jackass.
"omg my boyfriend is being such a jaylon today"
by shutitwhore February 6, 2017
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Jaylon

A gay ass nigga who plays on his phone in class, and plays too much fortnite
"Look it's that gay nigga jaylon"
by Youtubeisgay May 9, 2018
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Jaylon

Jaylon is a full on heart breaker. He is a whole entire player. He is funny and charming at first but once he gets tired of you he will instantly make up an excuse to break up with you just because he likes another girl and he wants to go shoot his shot and be with her. Most girls will say yes to Jaylon even if they hardly know him because at the beginning of the relationship or when he asks somebody out he is always nice and compliments them on everything until he gets tired of them! Here's a tip: Don't date a Jaylon!
Me: "Jaylon just broke up with me for that ugly rat! How could he like her over me?!"
Friend: "He doesn't he is just trying to cover up the fact that he needs you more than anybody else."
Friend #2: "Exactly, he knows he misses you he just doesn't want to seem like a baby and come crying back to you."
by Skrt_skrt101 July 2, 2019
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A little little bitch with a microscopic penis, can pick a fight but can’t win one,
He(jaylon) is a little bitch
by Keyontae August 7, 2018
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random girl : wait.. is he a simp?

random girl 2 : no thats just that pussy jaylon.
by 174.pjm February 25, 2020
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