Johner

Anyone or Anything

There is a Johner on my lawn

by BrugCreator June 28, 2022

jonnern

Jonnern AKA Hallabrokaskjer AKA Syge i håve AKA Jonathan Gåre AKA Jonathangaree(on tiktok)

girl 1- OMG Jonnern is looking so fine today, he could totally rail me at lunchtime today
girl 2- Bruh are you serious? today? He is always looking fine and could also rail me any time
boy - "damn I really wish I would be like Jonnern"

by jonnern September 5, 2022

Johnned

To be so extremely faded to the point where you are Johnned

Kyle was so Johnned last night after hitting that crack joint

by JackerCrack March 10, 2023

Johnder

Johnder is the sexiest Asian alive, his penis is so large it makes any women around him wet and begging for more, his children will either be cute and innocent or a raging vape addict

Johnder is the sexiest man alive

by ILovePenis657 April 24, 2023

Johndering

the act of walking a long distance that could be, and should be, made by car

Damn, I’ve been Johndering for a while now, maybe I should see about getting my license

by pissingkiller June 10, 2023

Johnkerrying

To attempt to discredit or undermine a political opponent's military experience or service, particularly by focusing on minor or contentious aspects of their service record. This term references the 2004 presidential campaign where criticisms were levied against John Kerry’s Purple Heart awards and military service.

During the campaign, JD Vance was criticized for Johnkerrying Tim Walz, focusing heavily on discrediting Walz’s military service rather than addressing specific policy issues.

by kylekulinskifan August 12, 2024

JOHNNEYING

The use of excessive force by a school mental health professional or teacher on a student. Especially when the incident is dismissed on a technicality, making it likely to reoccur without oversite.

Or PE teacher, Mr. Smith, has been Johnneying the second-graders again.

by RPSTruther February 22, 2024