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a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster
me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate
johnned by johnned April 18, 2019
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Why is the pallet no longer secure in the racking? Because it has been Johnned
Johnned by Dwrhodes85 March 31, 2022
To be so extremely faded to the point where you are Johnned
Kyle was so Johnned last night after hitting that crack joint
Johnned by JackerCrack March 10, 2023
Being repeatedly ghosted by a friend named John.
I just got johnned once again for that bbq we planned a month ago.
johnned by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025
The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.

Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.
Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”

Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”
Johnned by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025
To be hit in the face with a lunchbox while wearing glasses, causing them to break
"Dude, that guy just got Johnned!"
Johnned by Bluesonic420 December 8, 2025

johnned out

Used to describe a lovely young thing whose feminine charms are ruined by other less obvious masculine characteristics such as a deep voice, huge hands etc.
When she's pretty asf but talks and kills it all cuz she be johnned out asf too
johnned out by mgamn42 November 22, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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