jewportunist

A Jew who exploits circumstances to gain immediate advantage rather than being guided by consistent principles or plans.

Will is a Jewportunist who has no qualms about stepping on others to get ahead at work.

by #ihatetheburbs June 23, 2023

Operation Jewtree

UK police investigation into historical allegations of sexual abuse carried out by Rabbi's in Synagogues in the 70s.

Rabbi Goldmann has been arrested under operation Jewtree!

by RandyRhoads84 October 21, 2022

Jewtrum

An argumentative outburst by a jewish individual that is loud and obnoxious. The individual, however, will think that he/she is fine and is not being loud and/or obnoxious

"Are you done with your jewtrum?"

by Lloyd Mitchell June 17, 2008

jewtard

not to be mistaken as a slanderous term. a combined meaning of FUCKTARD and DOUCHETWAT. used to describe someone sooo incredible stupid that you not only feel dumber for being near them, but wonder how nature could have possibly fucked up so bad as to let something like this actaully survive. you often get the urge to 'fix' natures problem before this 'person' can infect and destroy humanity.

NOT INTENDED AS AN ANTI-SEMENTIC INSULT...the first 3 letters are actually the initials of the first guy to earn the name.

WOW!!! what a jewtard. its amasing anyone that dumb can even remember to breath.

by Oxman85 February 1, 2007

Jewtopia

A land of a Jew! An area of which a Jew aproximates.

Jewtopia basically is where Jews are really cool! (Israel)

by wootangclan December 29, 2007

Jewmor

Jewish Humor. Often not funny usally about cutting off young men's penis.

Jew: Hey i got some good jewmor its the one about the guy with the curly sideburns cutting off that baby's weiner.
Guy: Yeah thats messed up.

by John Smith 0000000000000001 March 8, 2008

Jewterus

The uterus of a non-Jewish woman who gives birth to somebody who later converts to Judaism.

Did you hear that Junior left the church and converted to Judaism? His mom must have a jewterus.

by Nictionary December 21, 2014