Jalapeño hands 

When u eat jalapeño chips and all the remains of the Jalapeño and chip crumbs are left on your hands preventing u from doing simple tasks such as using your phone

“Sorry I couldn’t text you back, I had jalapeño hands”

Jalapeño hands by Mistamoos3 February 27, 2019

Jalapeno handjob

Getting a handjob with icy hot as lube

My dick is still burning from that jalapeno handjob last night.

Jalapeno handjob by Ash2meowth July 10, 2016

Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger 

A burger with jalapeño pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger, you should try it!"

Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

hot jalapeno 

A hand job that is as crazy as the Mexican pepper.

Dude, Kelly gave me a hot jalapeno last night. It was sizzlin'.

hot jalapeno by stacy'sfuckingmom June 3, 2010

jalapeno monkey 

A monkey native to Latin America and Dublin.
Eats: Sub of the day with extra jalapenos.

The jalapeno monkey is found in Dublin zoo.

jalapeno monkey by Absolut Tricia November 4, 2006

jalapenos 

1.)hallow penis
2.) a spicy vegetable

I love jalapenos, except Jon Fall's is a hollow one

jalapenos by Kendra fan February 21, 2008

Jalapeno Popsicle 

Insert jalapeno into rectum, penetrate rectum, romantic explosion in rectum, pull it out and let her suck it off.

The old lady was cooking Mexican for dinner and had jalapenos next to the stove. I decided to shove the jalapenos in her ass, came in it, pulled it out and let her lick it off. I said “How’s your jalapeno popsicle, darling?”

Jalapeno Popsicle by denverAHO January 18, 2009