Jerk 

1. An insult usually exercised by kids under the age of 8. Anyone who uses it over the age of 10 is probably socially awkward

2. to move suddenly, usually happens when you see something nasty or odd.

3. To masturbate or rub your penis in a rough, but pleasurable seductive fashion. The opposite sex can take part in it too making it feel 10 times better. Usually used in the context: jerk off.

1. "You're such a jerk Watson!"

2. He jerked back when he saw a picture of a vagina that was herpes-encrusted

3. His lady friend jerked him off real hard in his apartment, he moaned with pleasure as she caught his cum in her mouth.

Jerk by Double D1021 August 28, 2014

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jerk is someone who bullies or acts like a complete bitch their intire life. I s uggjest you to stay the FUCK away from them.

Landon is a complete jerk in school stay away!!!!!!

jerk by jadeleerudolph February 6, 2017

Jerk 

an irredeemably lascivious sphincter and a dastardly, all-defiling mass of neuroses and pathologies.

Person 1: Leslie is so fucking stupid and neurotic.
Person 2: Yeah, shes a total jerk.

Jerk by Tovarish November 20, 2017

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N: One who jerks
V: To sexually please your self

You jerk!

jerk by Bladder Aches November 10, 2003

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dylan
a boy who likes to say "your mom's face" a lot

Dylan you are such a jerk!

jerk by garb master March 18, 2005

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people who in rare cases, through no fault of their own, act harshly towards others because of the so called "evil gene".

for the rest of 99.99% its all about compensating for things past and present that happened/didin't happen...

commonly assosicated and charaterised as bullies who intend to cause harm to others to alleviate pain or to try and earn coercive respect through actions of evil

Lars: Can you please treat me with respect as i would, you

Jan: No way i will still tear you down irrespective of your feelings.. (i don't care if you percieve me as a jerk)

Lars: ok what if i be really nice to you and stay out of your way as best i can..

Jan: sorry f-wit i can't make that promise..

Lars: ill take that as a YES

jerk by SEG_man April 11, 2009

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A guy (normally) who is so offensive, rude, self centered, selfish, self serving, mean, insensitive, lacking is social skills, and clueless about what a unpleasant person he is to be around that once anyone else gets to know him, or his rep gets spread around, the closest thing he can get to sex, intimacy, pussy, ass, a kiss, a grope, the scent of perfume a lá femme -- or even another guy's dick for that matter -- is jerking off and imagining it. An exceptional jerk actually sees jerking as the best way to have sex because it's impossible for him to get sex from a woman (or even another dude).

Some guys (who may have been the shit motherfuckers when they were young) never realize they are jerks even when they have greying scragly mpb (male pattern baldness), can't remember what their cock looks like because they can't see past their beer gut, and they need to pay for skanky sex with toothless hookers.

The female equivalent would probably be the word "cunt." But both terms can be applied to either gender, often with greater effect and meaning. If a guy's a cunt, why would girls want to have sex with him (chicks like dick)? Fags especially want nothing to do with a cunt. A jerk can only dream of cunt. A girl who's "a dick" can't get guys or even lesbians.

Don't even say hello to him, he's a jerk. If he walks over, let's leave.

You're such a jerk you can't even get a blowjob in a gay bath house.

I'm such a jerk, I think my dick is the only thing that will ever love me. I dream of pussy. Queers don't even want to suck me off. I'm all alone.

jerk by GoZero December 28, 2005