internets

George Bush's new name for the Internet, if you ask me he said it that way on purpose to keep his old and traditional guy image. Thank God he didn't say "intranet" or "interweb"

Does the fact that it's "internets" make it the sequel to Al Gore's internet?

by Dan November 4, 2004

internets

The term "internets" was used by George W. Bush to correctly refer to the two existing internets: internet and internet2. Internet2 is used by educational institutions for high-bandwith data transfers where as the first internet -- the one usually used by the average person -- is best-known for its hypertext protocol.
Ignorant media made fun of Bush for using the plural of internet not realizing that the joke was on them. They should have done more research by visiting www.internet2.org

I hear there's rumors on the internets...

--George W. Bush referring to the two actually existing internets

by natrium November 8, 2004

internets

The word internets is plural for internet. See my entry for internet.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

by IbeSonance May 2, 2006

internetsting

Something interesting you find while searching the internet

alig: i found the best article the other night it was so internetsting

by Alig.com February 14, 2010

Internetastic

The only word that can accurately describe the awesomeness of the internet.

Williams: Hey, Pete! The internet is... umm... let me just explain: did you know that you can use Wikipedia to get a general idea of something, then use Google to take it deeper, and THEN use Hotmail, Facebook, or Twitter to share this information with your friends?

Pete: Yes, Williams, I did. The word you were looking for is "internetastic".

Williams: You know, Pete, a vocabulary like that is sure to get you into a fine liberal arts institution.

by Munce93 January 1, 2012

InternetMunchausen

Desperate internet persona
One that constantly posts on multiple bulletin boards for attention, usually nonsense.

We are calling an intervention, you have InternetMunchausen.
You are on a week's vacationn from posting, you have InternetMunchausen.

by ______________________________________ July 19, 2006

Internetis

(n) a disease that effects your internet connection where by inhibiting use.

aka internetitis
see also internetlessness

"Dood, I can't have a convo w/u on IM if you keep signing off...wtf?"
"Look jhole, I've got Internetis - I can't help that the HOA contracted an ass goblin for an ISP, so just stfu."

by Amy C. July 16, 2008