irish

A guy who can get pretty much any girl he wants by just smiling, laughing, and talking. She doesn't even have to be drunk and he doesn't even have to say anything interesting or sweet.

I went out with that Irish guy and he bought me lots of drinks. But little did he know, all he had to do was smile, laugh, and talk about how much he likes to build stuff.

by Steph21 January 11, 2006

Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwich

A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.

We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!

by Dutch Sandwitch April 16, 2018

Jameson Irish Whiskey

One of the best liquors on the market for the money. It has the smoothness of Jack Daniels, the floral palate to match good scotches, and a great honey taste that is better than most liqueuers. On top of all of this, its still a mid price range whiskey. Dollar for dollar, one of the best alcoholic purchases a person can make.

Person 1: Hey, what should we drink tonight?

Person 2: How about some Jameson Irish Whiskey?

Person 1: Hell yeah!

by ebeb13 June 8, 2011

Irish

1. A person who comes from the great country of Ireland. Well known for being able to handle drink unlike the British or the Americans and being able to handle semi-automatic weaponry due to the fact that half the country is serving or have served in either the FCA or the Slua in their spare time. See Steyr AUG

2. A language that will be dead in twenty years if the Polish, Romanians and Nigerians keep coming in. (Not trying to make that sound racist)

3. What 50 million Americans who've never been to Ireland claim to be.

I'm proud to be Irish

by Snake January 26, 2006

irish

" Negroes turned inside out." The Irish are a cultured and intelligent people who have been discriminated against in both England and America. Believe me, those WASPs weren't always holding parades for us. They used to burn our churchs, lynch us, fire us first, hire us last. Plus, since we were all poor, did all that jigging, and drank a lot they didn't consider us white. They used to call us "negroes turned inside out." So don't take your heritage for granted, my fellow Irishmen. We've been through a lot. Thats probably why Irish women are some of the most strong-willed, brave women in the world, a long with black, italian, and jewish women. The same goes for our hard-working men, who gave their lives on the assembly lines. Never forget.

Know your roots, my fellow irishmen. Irish pride.

by Never Forget Yourself October 8, 2005

Irish elevator

A primitive home security technique. In some old homes with multiple stories, it was commmon to have a door on the highest floor that says "Treasury: Do Not Enter" or something equally enticing. This door, however, would not lead to a treasury, but to nothing but thin air. The would-be criminal would then, of course, be fucked.

"Boy, honey, good thing I put in that Irish elevator last summer!" Bob exclaimed as he peeled burglar bits off the lawn.

by Napster August 22, 2006

Fighting Irish

Refers to when the supreme alpha male in your school receives a full-ride scholarship to the University of Notre Dame. One might confuse them with an Irish teacher with the last name Wilson, but to differentiate, the supreme alpha male will fist both the asshole and the pussy, not just the pussy. Likewise, when referring to one as a Fighting Irish, he must be excellent at destroying beds in bedwars.

Jwil: Did you see that kid who got the full ride to University of Notre Dame?

Dwil: Yes, I did.

Jwil: Now he thinks he's more Irish than us. This is just not okay.

Dwil: Damnit! Now we cannot seduce anymore women because of his bedwars abilities and his Irish jig dance.

Jwil: Although he has take our potatoes, I cannot help but admire what a Fighting Irish he is.

by Berger's Burgers May 8, 2021