Horsecocked

To lose the girl to the man with the largest penis in the room.

I totally would have banged her last night but I was Horsecocked by Johnny.

by SSM239 January 1, 2020

Horsecock

Something you wish you had

That dick is a whole horsecock!

by Osama trashbin laden November 3, 2021

horsecock motherfucker

(Noun)

Someone whom you don't know who's done something admirable or something you personally find great. Whoever the guy is probably has a massive horsecock because what he did was so good.

"yo I was in the drive-thru at McDicks and old dude in front of me in a beemer paid for my food let's fuckin GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"lol nice. who did that shit?"
"man idk, some horsecock motherfucker, that's all I know."

by 3i5 January 15, 2022

Horsecock

Yum

I love this apple pie it tastes just like horsecock

Why the fuck do you know what that means Sourish

by bronchisourish April 11, 2022

horsecock heiple

A white male who slanders others for pure satisfaction.

Horsecock Heiple is a menace in the party.

by Zlittle May 5, 2022

Horsepower

Horsepower is the speed at strength at which you travel, can be used in car terms but if someone has a lot of horsepower then GOD DAMN get the fuck out of their way because they will trample you like a cowboy in the middle of a stampede

Dude how did you win that race by so far?
HORSEPOWER

by PoisonedArrow May 26, 2022

Horsecock Theory of Disattraction

When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock

According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.

by D Flawless December 12, 2023