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Homiesexual

A term for closeted gay man who are afraid of coming out
Guy one: I'm homiesexual!
Guy two: ok
by onyxam January 2, 2022
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Homiesexual

Where two homies are allowed to conduct themselves in mannerisms which would explicitly consider them as gay in a regular scenario.

The Methodology of acting Homiesexual has changed over the years, and was initially created as a means for two of more Homies, to be able to interact with each other on a personal level, whilst showcasing that they are relatively straight to those around them, even though most already knew them as "straight".

Made by Homies for the Homies, however it isn't limited to a gender as other genders such as the rare female homies can also be seen, however most regular homies will never see them, as it must be noted that to conduct the act of homiesexual, the homies must be of the same gender as other wise it is not homiesexual, just regular sexual.

The methods to becoming homiesexual are simple, first become a homie, next find another who can join you in this, or if not possible search up on wiki on steps to getting a homie. Once you have acquired a homie try and act a little homie sexual with them, if they reciprocate you actions you can escalate your actions. However if they refuse you have the choose of leaving the homie and finding a new one (dick move btw), or you can tone down your actions and slowly convert them being homiesexual homie.

It can also be considered a sexuality or persona, however is looked down by all who stand on the council of Homies as it such a conduct is considered borderline gay, or the closely related work homosexual.
Homie 2: Dude did you jerk Darren off last week?
Homie 1: Nah Bro, we good, I was just showcasing our homiesexual bond.
Homie 2: Oh, That's all goods then.
by UNHOMIE April 24, 2022
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Homiesensual

We're homiesensual because we like each other without being sus.
by Jaydenisthegoat0_0 April 21, 2020
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Homesexual

Sex with furniture, usually found within someones home.
Does not refer to the number of people involved, see "Furngy", but specifically, someone who enjoys sex with household furniture and items.
Kevin: Briana, why are there stains on the arm of this couch?
Briana: I was feeling a little homesexual last night, sorry.
by BobDoleDestroyerOfWorlds March 6, 2010
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homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia

the act of being scared of being "sexed" by a man after you die
You are a homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia
by wacked_bunny May 7, 2007
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No homiesexual day

You can’t act homiesexual with your friends with the same gender for a day in November 21st. If you act homiesexual at all, you fail.
Have you failed No homiesexual day?
No I haven’t acted homiesexual yet, but its really hard.
by No homiesexual day November 21, 2019
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Homiesexual

Annoying white boy who takes trying to be black way to far,his whole life is dedicated to trying to be black , starts to believe it,usually the loudest dumbest of the bunch.usually has a high pitch voice(think Jamie Kennedy in Malibu' most wanted or some of Eminem's voice in some of his early songs),he will do anything to get in good with the black man,even suck his dick if told to.Hangs with a bunch of black guys and thinks he's hard,but doesn't realize he's the laughing stock of the group, and only let him hang because he pays for every thing,gives them rides, bjs and they are fucking his sister,a disgrace to the white and black man , and no longer counts as neither.Simply put a wigger
Homiesexual:Yo homie G what up Little pink willy in DA hizouse U knooow!
Black guy:Oh hell not again
White guy: How are you not embarrassed to be seen with this fool
Black guy:If I wasn't fucking his sister ,I would of shoot this motherfucker a long time ago
Homiesexual:yo my man I'm going back to Africa to get back to my afroamerican roots yall
by Thunderhourse May 10, 2014
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