desiree hauser

a chick who thinks she is ugly, but really isn't.

😂😂Desiree Hauser is sooo hot man 😍

by GetGangsta1114 February 6, 2017

Dustin Houser

The greatest pimp of all time. Hottest guy to ever walk upon the earth. Every girls wants him, every guy wants to be like him. He is also tied with Chris Cuthbertson with for having the largest penis in the world. Peter North...who's that?

Big "D", Pimp daddy, Big mack-daddy

by Dustin Houser March 22, 2005

dookie stanky houser

When something is not cool...and/or not raw

Yao dat pussy smell like dookie stanky houser.

by biz papa spence and diw 6 duece reppin to the March 29, 2003

dustin houser

His only downfall is failing to match Andrew Imboden with the overall women handling skills and pleasure giving techniques. But its ok cause he's th next best. REMEMBER: Andrew=#1; Dustin=#2.

Ex.) Andrew > Dustin

by Kuñado March 23, 2005

Hesser Snap

A Marijuana snap (personal bowl) that is so minuet (small) that when first inhaled it is a tease, and occasionally sucked through the bowl

myspace.com/hesswaldo

"Hey, can I have I a snap of that weed Hess?"

"for show"

"Dude what the fuck is this a leaf and a stem?"

"you asked for a snap"

thus a Hesser Snap

by PoohLaLa December 5, 2009

Hausermann

Slutty women who constantly dress up like men!

My mother is such a hausermann.

by Antonymap888 November 5, 2011

houser

n. Stay-at-home partner in a relationship. Often used with pity or irony.

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Steve! Long time no see. How's work? No, wait a sec. You're a houser right? Well no shame there. Those clothes aren't going to clean themselves. What do you use for the really stubborn stains? Steve? Why are you crying?

by Lobsterbeybuoy September 14, 2013