by Clashofdepressionuser445 September 6, 2020
stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury
see glastonbury
by mr lobby March 11, 2009
An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.
Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."
by Guvanator November 30, 2010
Is a annoying command in paladins that irritate the shit out of healers that are clearly doing the job.
by I came, i saw, i conquered. May 5, 2018
ouch Gerrard... I cut my finger....ohh Davie, you'll have to go home and stick that in the healing salve... Ya Gerrard I think my mom has some of that at home....Jesus no Davey, you'll wanna goto town for that
by thecanadiancrazyhorse September 15, 2010
A shit heal is a northern reference to a southern person who can't talk. Or sounds like they talk with marbles in there mouth.
by Grayman November 29, 2006
when one looks for sex with someone below there standard to make them feel wanted in times of sadness, etc. eg a breakup
person one: ew, is that stacey making out with that zit face? but shes hot!
person two: yeh, didnt you hear? sam dumped her.
person one: ohh. sexual healing.
person two: yeh, didnt you hear? sam dumped her.
person one: ohh. sexual healing.
by ambraaa August 13, 2008