Hasselhoffed

Sloppy, sh*t-faced drunk

Dude, I was so hammered last night.

Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed

by DIF May 23, 2007

Hasselhoff

Hasselhoff, David.

The most envied man of the early 90's.

"There are many dying children out there, who's last wish is to meet me."
- David Hasselhoff managing to be both rude and offensive.

by Mayamay April 30, 2005

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day when I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Haziel

A very flirtatious guy. You can always joke with him, he might not seem like he pays attention to you but he’s always aware of your presence. He’s sweet and gets jealous. He is always happy for you no matter the circumstances. He might seem childish, but he is actually a very mature guy. Keep him around, he’ll always be there for you

Haziel has such a good personality, and he’s got looks too

by ninacole63 November 17, 2021

hässelflaben

1. Mouth

Hey, shut your hässelflaben

by FutureMarineMk May 25, 2016

james hasell

A highly obese woman often known as a "fat suit who found a wig shop " who is known for being fat and ugly.

Girl 1: Did you see that girl who looked like a piece of fat that glued some hair on it?

Girl 2 : Yeah, she was such a James Hasell.

by Susan Hasell November 20, 2013

Rooftop Haskell

Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.

"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."

by tchatterly July 28, 2018