Definitions by DIF

twittergrieving 

Shameless e-weeping over the untimely death of a celebrity, say, Robin Williams.

If I see one more twittergrieving post about Robin Williams, my head's gonna explode.

twittergrieving by DIF August 12, 2014

bijack 

To entice a heterosexual into a homosexual encounter.

Friend: Umm, Ken, I don't know how to tell you this, but that bitch Stacey just bijacked your girl Barbie.

Ken: Can we watch?

bijack by DIF August 10, 2008

sexnology 

The development of new and better robots for lonely people to have sex with.

Rod got one of those vacuuming robots primarily because of the sexnology possibilities.

sexnology by DIF May 9, 2008

gingerballs 

A derisive term for a red-haired male.

Hey you, hey gingerballs...where are you going? Are you going to a dick meeting?

gingerballs by DIF October 28, 2007

Hasselhoffed 

Sloppy, sh*t-faced drunk

Dude, I was so hammered last night.

Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed

Hasselhoffed by DIF May 23, 2007