Homiesexual Milk

A guy who thinks he's ugly but constantly gets called cute by his homies. His dick is average but that's to compensate for his huge heart. He really do just be vibin. Never caught simping. He might do it ironically in chat but never in dms. He doesn't like girls but constantly gets sent nudes which he usually gives a low rating cuz he doesn't like ass or titties. He like eyes and thighs. Sexuality: unknown by even himself. Overall 7.5/10

Homiesexual Milk really do be vibin 😳

by The cock slobber February 25, 2020

homiesexual

when you suck your homies dick but its not gay cuz you said no homo and you're homies.

*sucking dick*

guy one: bro are you sure you're not gay?

guy two: naw dawg we said no homo and we're homies meaning it's homiesexual remember?

guy one: oh you're right my guy

by jackthegamer82 July 31, 2021

Hasexual

Any person who identifies with the sexuality of Has.

This means that they are physically and sexually attracted to youtuber Has19 and often imagine themselves within deep sexual fantasies with them.

Invalid person: Hey man what you doing standing there
Hasexual: Dude you're invading my thoughts of Has19 choking me and sucking me off

by Hasexual April 18, 2022

Homiesexual

Doing something gay towards your friends

(no homo)

"Max being homiesexual by saying he likes you"

(no homo)

by young tree trunk April 20, 2018

hobisexual

The sexuality in which one is only attracted to BTS member JungHoseok, also known as Jhope

Person1: hey..I have crush on you!
Person2: you better not bcs I'm hobisexual

by Wifeujhopeyatie September 27, 2020

homesexual

Someone who will only have sex in their own home.

So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...

by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

Handsexual

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.

"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."

by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009