asian hair

hair used to describe very straight, thick, and dark hair usually found on an asian girl's head. They are often envied by girls from other races because they have no need to straighten it what so ever.

white girl- oh my god im so jealous of eunice's hair

black girl- i know, right? grrr

asian girl- its because i have asian hair.
jealous much?

by princess diana <333 December 9, 2008

hair cave

hair cave, noun

1. a hairstyle favored by women who are overweight or think they are. The typical hair cave frames the face while covering the sides of it so the roundness or fattiness of the face is concealed, giving the appearance of someone looking out of a cave made of hair.

The hair cave on Amanda's facebook picture didn't fool anyone.

by Immodest August 4, 2012

candied hair

Female pubic hair that is wet with desire.

He gently caressed my candied hair while nibbiling my nipples.

by poop2019 April 2, 2012

Button haircut

A shoulder-length haircut (or bob) that makes the recipient look "as cute as a button."

Did you see Laura's new haircut? Isn't she as cute as a button?

Of course, she got a button haircut.

by bittenbythebug August 14, 2019

boyband hair

see A1, 5ive, Backstreet Boys.
Either spikey or like a mcdonalds m. Normally bleached blonde, greasy looking and always overstyled.

John: oooh Joel look at my hair it's so cool. I spent ages on it this morning, I put like a whole pot of gel on it. Do you like my middle parting? And then I've like made it go up and then like flop around my face...
Joel: yeah mate you look like a silly little 90s kid with silly boyband hair, go wash it and then shave it off.
John: *crying*

by uahuaf83ix October 19, 2009

hair shirt

a garment to induce some degree of discomfort or pain as a sign of repentance and atonement

My brother sinner, even though I completely understand your need for purgation, there isn't a man among us with half a conscience who doesn't keep a hair shirt as a permanent part of his wardrobe.

by dstrube December 18, 2010

poody hair

a pubic hair

There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.

by NCKnobster February 23, 2011