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How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
by LordShrakman December 16, 2018
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Grinch-sized load

A large pile of random things, usually in the bed of beater truck, tied down so poorly & arranged so precariously that you're sure that, while driving behind it, something will fall off, crack your windshield or cause major damage to your vehicle.
Any truck so full of junk & miscellaneous items that when pass them,you expect to see the Grinch at the wheel & his dog Max running in front to keep the whole thing going.
Lynne: Look at that truck with the swing set, 3 bikes, sheet rock, a fridge, mattresses held down by a twist tie!
Dalton: What were they thinking, hauling such a Grinch-sized load!
by Mama goose January 6, 2014
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Wiener Grinch

Used interchangeably with "cock block". A person, or the act of someone rejecting another person's pursuit to have sex.
Friend: "Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night?"
You: "No! My mom walked in the room and totally wiener grinched me"
by Townsley November 24, 2011
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El Grinch

Despite the video not being in Spanish, this porno is titled "El Grinch", and involves a much matured Cindy Lou Who getting banged on a couch on Christmas eve by non other than the three sizes too small, never showering asshole: the Grinch. What's more sickening about this is the fact that the acting is god awful, the dude doesn't even sound like the Grinch, and it's easy to tell that it's just some lucky douche bag with an 8 incher, given that his entire penis and several spots of skin aren't even painted green... I don't know what's worse: the actor who plays the Grinch breaking character to groan like a donkey, or the fact that he says the line, "Show them your butthole, AHHH!" to Cindy Lou. Truly fucking sick... Watch at your own discretion.
"I was bored so I went on Pornhub and searched up 'Grinch' last night, and dude, who fucks the Grinch?"

"There's this video called 'El Grinch'. He was all like, 'Show them your butthole, AHHH!'"
by hihunter777 February 25, 2019
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French Grinches

The grinches in the super modeling industry.
Jack…I want you to paint me…like one of your French grinches🥺
by Beetle fetus December 16, 2022
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Guiche

The guiche is the bit betwixt your asshole and your nutsack. Also know as the perenium in scientific circles
The cheeky bint tickled my guiche
by Mac October 12, 2004
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Grinchin'

To be downtrodden, pessimistic, or negative. Can be a general attitude or a response to another person's idea/comment/experience
Man...why you grinchin'?
What's with the grinchin'?
You always grinchin'.
by Big Ugg October 24, 2008
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