Goided

When someone says or texts a word or phrase wrong, knowing it’s wrong just for fun, instead of saying “I almost said” at that moment you realize what you’re about to say isn’t right.

“I’m taking the baby to the party” Randy goided knowing he meant “park” not party, in his text message.

by Randyom15 May 24, 2021

behind Gods back

not knowing where you are or how to find a place.

Sonnnn, this place is behind Gods back !
i cant find it anywhere.

by sdoodlesz November 27, 2009

gods favorite boy band

the band waterparks. they are god’s favourite.

awsten: “god’s favorite f*cking boy band, pray to be important”

person1: omg have you heard of the band waterparks?????
person 2: yeah they’re gods favorite boy band

by raeissleepy December 30, 2020

shit gods

Polite, indirect way of referring to the periodic elimination of solid waste (ie #2).

a) I'll catch up with you in just a sec. I have to make my morning offering to the shit gods. I hope they find it a worthy sacrifice.

b) Oh, the agony! pass the kayopectate... the shit gods must be angry with me! What have I done to incur their fierce wrath?

by SMODNUK October 19, 2007

Stone Gods

English new hard rock band formed of ex "the Darkness'' members including: Dan Hawkins, and Richie Edwards.

Currently have released one album, Silver Spoons and Broken Bones, and have toured with the likes of Black Stone Cherry and Airbourne whilst also appearing at Download festival.

AWESOME BAND.

''Did you SEE stone gods last night?!''
''Hell jeah, they fucking rocked''

by StoneDead September 5, 2009

Gaids

To have AIDS does not mean you are gay, but if you are struck with the more severe strain GAIDS you better be careful. Gaids is indentical in nearly everyway to AIDS except to have Gaids requires you to be a homosexual.

Dam man I heard that heard that that kid has AIDS
Nah brother thats Phillip Elmasri he has Gaids.
... Heavy Days

by Heavy Days October 28, 2013

godsister

1.if a person's godmother/godfather has a daughter, they would be their godsister
2. when two girls feel spiritually connected and believe god brought them together as best friends.

1. alexa and cindy are godsisters.
2. alexa and cindy are best friends and godsisters.

by alexa and cindy April 12, 2008