gurfb

the extreme hatred of cats.

I gurfb 300 cats using a chainsaw.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Gurfed

When you release your load onto someone's face. Jizz.

Holy crap! Did you just gurf on jenny?! That is just sick. I love gurfing on my girlfriend while she sleeps. Whoa! You gurfed on that girl from Bangkok!

by Snitzky December 27, 2013

gurf

a friendly way to call someone a retard or a boce or a nerd. This word was originated in island trees.

amber: “omg wait Canada is a country?”
nikki: “amber wtf ur such a gurf”

by ohlordjetsonmadeanothaone November 11, 2019

Gurfateh

Gurfateh are stupid people who should get help for their autism

Look at that autist he is defo a gurfateh

by Currystar June 17, 2020

Gurf

a girl, typically a lacrosse player, who is considered to be extremely bro-like and chill, yet also very desirable by members of the opposite sex. The perfect female. Often intensified by the adjective 'sloppy'.

Bro 1: Dude, Jessica is such a sloppy gurf, I'm gonna ask her to do some freestyle laxkour after school friday.

Bro 2: YeYe go for it Bro. She's chiller than a snowflake up a polar bear's butt

by dumbledoresstylist June 10, 2011

gurff

A male whom attracts the attention of females; usually for their sexual prowess. An alpha male.

That strapping gurff gets all the ladies.

by ARMessick April 9, 2007

gurfle

Similar to the rock out hand gesture or corna (devil horns), except you also extend the ring finger, so just the middle finger is down with the thumb. It means you are rocking out harder then usual.

Dude, this band is totally kicking arse! It's time to throw up the gurfle!

by job419 January 31, 2012