gaydar

A radar detecting the homosexuality of someone or something. Gaydars are not physical devices, rather a small part of the brain used to factor characterisitcs such as voice, actions, excitement and tightness of pantwear together to get a gayreading. gaydars also do not measure any kind of speed, so don't be an idiot and see how fast you can pitch a baseball with it, or you'll lose it.

So you guys, does derek really walk the other side of the sidewalk?
Well, my gaydar on him is through the roof.

I hear Jane bats for the other team.
Hm, she does have a pretty high gaydar.

Tellitubies have the worlds highest possible gaydar.

by Sawyer June 16, 2006

Gayad

Gayad (Verb)
Gayad - A verb referring to the act of being 'bamboozled', 'hustled' or stolen from, particularly when referring to money.

After buying a car online that wouldn't start when it got to his apartment, Aaron called the dealership and told them he wouldn't tolerate being gayad.

by RealFSBellevue October 29, 2013

gayometer

pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter

a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.

Hank: OMG I love your hair!

Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.

Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....

by brandonius the destroyer February 28, 2010

gaygod

An alias for a popular Myspace celebrity, Matthew Lush. He uses this name on many websites, including Myspace, Stickam and YouTube. For more information, see Matthew Lush. Alternate spelling are: GayGod, Gay God, gay god, and gaygod.

"I watched the new Gay God video on YouTube, he's so inspiring!"

"GayGod's going live!"

"I saw the new bulletin gaygod posted."

by ThePhantom April 15, 2008

Gayologist

A person who studies the Culture of Gay Sex and is interested in discovering new positions for man on man action.

Hello Guy's. Would you please lay down and get undressed, our Gayologist will be with you shortly.

by UrbanTerroristForces March 5, 2019

Gayorgeous

When a person sees a nice looking counter part from the same sex, that would make them turn gay.

Women: That girl is gayorgeous!(as she spots a foxy lady)

by DirtySouth13 September 10, 2011

gaydumb

To be completely unaware of a friends or a strangers sexual orientation when it is obvious to everyone else.

He was so gaydumb that he thought his dad just had a live in roommate that shared his room so they could convert the spare room into a sewing room in order to practice for the next casting of Project Runway.

by Mad Mike & Jane December 17, 2011