the couple that makes you vomit. they are always together so they are no longer two seperate people but one single entity. They also like to advertise their "love" every chance they get (like on facebook). also they are commonly under the illusion they are going to get married. they make you wonder if they wipe eachothers asses after taking a dump.
its just gross.
its just gross.
by SillyGoose90 June 28, 2010
Get the Gross couple mug.A rite of passage those seeking a doctoral degree in a health profession (Physician, Physical therapist, Dentist, etc...) must go through.
Involves tedious, lengthy, lab sessions often pushing 5 hours in which one dissects a human cadaver several times a week in a room with no sunlight.
Imagine looking at a bowl of spaghetti and having to name not only each noodle, but also every space in-between them. Imagine having to know where each noodle is going, where it came from, what its embryological origin was, and what nerve innervates it.
Side effects include, but are not limited to: smelling like formaldehyde after your 3rd shower, wishing you could forget the things you've done in lab- like cutting open a dead man's testicle or skinning a human face- except for that you'll be tested on it next week, a marked aversion to chicken, brisket and fat of any kind, and extreme sleep deprivation.
Involves tedious, lengthy, lab sessions often pushing 5 hours in which one dissects a human cadaver several times a week in a room with no sunlight.
Imagine looking at a bowl of spaghetti and having to name not only each noodle, but also every space in-between them. Imagine having to know where each noodle is going, where it came from, what its embryological origin was, and what nerve innervates it.
Side effects include, but are not limited to: smelling like formaldehyde after your 3rd shower, wishing you could forget the things you've done in lab- like cutting open a dead man's testicle or skinning a human face- except for that you'll be tested on it next week, a marked aversion to chicken, brisket and fat of any kind, and extreme sleep deprivation.
"I used to enjoy life. Now I'm taking Gross anatomy"
"Hey, did you hear about that guy who got dragged by a car for a mile and had to be hospitalized for a month?
"Yeah, I heard while he was getting dragged, he would cry out "at least I'm not in Gross Anatomy".
I'd go and grab a bite to eat with you, but I just walked out of Gross Anatomy lab and it's going to take at least a few hours to wash the stink off.
"Hey, did you hear about that guy who got dragged by a car for a mile and had to be hospitalized for a month?
"Yeah, I heard while he was getting dragged, he would cry out "at least I'm not in Gross Anatomy".
I'd go and grab a bite to eat with you, but I just walked out of Gross Anatomy lab and it's going to take at least a few hours to wash the stink off.
by A 1-Lung October 20, 2010
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A finger that you have broken several times, so that its bumpy. Once it is in this state you then finger your significant other.
by HeatSeekingDildo March 17, 2009
Get the Gross finger mug.1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.
2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.
2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:
"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:
"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
by booblover July 23, 2010
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Typically per diem and other expenses may be subject to taxation after certain time limits.
Some enlightened employers Gross Up these benefits to prevent road whores from dragging up
Caution: Never accept pay for rent without a Gross Up allowance.
Typically per diem and other expenses may be subject to taxation after certain time limits.
Some enlightened employers Gross Up these benefits to prevent road whores from dragging up
Caution: Never accept pay for rent without a Gross Up allowance.
Field Engineer #1:"I'm dragging up to go to Mississippi with those welders"
Field Engineer #2:"Talk to those assholes in a accounting - they gross up per diem after the one year mark"
Field Engineer #1: "Sweet"
Field Engineer #2:"Talk to those assholes in a accounting - they gross up per diem after the one year mark"
Field Engineer #1: "Sweet"
by Major Kong February 27, 2007
Get the Gross Up mug.An accusation or self-admission when it becomes apparent that someone you thought was attractive, after only seeing him or her from a distance, gets closer and you see that he or she is actually not attractive at all.
Me: Oh look at that hot chick over there.
You: Oh wow.
(She gets closer)
Me: Oh wait. Ugh. Gross call.
You: Oh wow.
(She gets closer)
Me: Oh wait. Ugh. Gross call.
by arrow_keys September 24, 2005
Get the gross call mug.When there is a close up shot on something gross. Sometimes this gross object can hide its grossness from a further distance.
I thought that Olivia Munn chick was kind of hot, but then they cut from a wide shot to a gross up. Eww. What a man-face.
by HeterosexualMan April 8, 2010
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