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grossness 

something real gross
1. eew, don't touch me, grossness
2. Did you see Zack kissing that girl? eew grossness
grossness by Alberto aloe January 23, 2009

Goodness grossness 

An exclamation of surprise when seeing something disgusting.
I explained, "Goodness grossness!" when the rather large when bent over and her phone peaked out.

Grossmesser 

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis
Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.
Grossmesser by Shakesmear May 18, 2022

Grossels 

Awww dude you boned that girl, grossels dude, just grossels.
Grossels by ShankaDank October 1, 2006

Grossnasty 

Grossnasty: The grossest, slimiest, nastiest of any residue or substance either in a bong, or otherwise that brings nausea just at the sight.
"That resin stuck to my fingers looks so grossnasty"
Grossnasty by freniferisland January 9, 2018
1.word used instead of goodness,Oh my gosh,or Oh my God
2.a word when u have nothin to say and want to say something random
Bob:They found drugs in Bobba's locker
Jazmine:My Goshness!
goshness by YESSi R. August 24, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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