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grossness 

something real gross
1. eew, don't touch me, grossness
2. Did you see Zack kissing that girl? eew grossness
grossness by Alberto aloe January 23, 2009

Goodness grossness 

An exclamation of surprise when seeing something disgusting.
I explained, "Goodness grossness!" when the rather large when bent over and her phone peaked out.

Grossmesser 

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis
Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.
Grossmesser by Shakesmear May 18, 2022

Grossels 

Awww dude you boned that girl, grossels dude, just grossels.
Grossels by ShankaDank October 1, 2006

Grossnasty 

Grossnasty: The grossest, slimiest, nastiest of any residue or substance either in a bong, or otherwise that brings nausea just at the sight.
"That resin stuck to my fingers looks so grossnasty"
Grossnasty by freniferisland January 9, 2018
1.word used instead of goodness,Oh my gosh,or Oh my God
2.a word when u have nothin to say and want to say something random
Bob:They found drugs in Bobba's locker
Jazmine:My Goshness!
goshness by YESSi R. August 24, 2005
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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