booblover's definitions

man guilt

The burden of having balls and a penis while trying to live up to society's ideal standards and failing.

She told me she liked girls better and I got a serious case of the man guilt yet again.

by booblover December 15, 2009

whoreray

Excitement from being surrounded by beautiful babes.

I'm the only guy in a room full of hotties... Whoreray!

by booblover June 29, 2011

Freedom Planet

The answer to ALL our problems here on earth. Also known as the planet Mars.

President Bush has an idea to spend our tax money; establish moon bases by 2008 AND have NASA make trips to Freedom Planet to look for intelligent life (to help save our planet)!

by Booblover January 19, 2004

esse

A Mexican version of essay. Your best bud for the dollar.

Hey esse. Please write my essay.

by booblover July 23, 2010

ultimate flavor

Something so delicious you nearly cream your pants/panties from overwhelming your senses with yumminess.

I was so happy that I found my ultimate flavor.

by booblover December 14, 2009

Higher Education Act

A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.

I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.

by Booblover October 26, 2003

Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

by booblover December 14, 2009