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A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.
I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.
by Booblover October 26, 2003
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1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."
2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.
2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.
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