esse

A Mexican version of essay. Your best bud for the dollar.
Hey esse. Please write my essay.
by booblover May 29, 2010
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Dick Cheney

1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.

2. Our Vice President
1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."

2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.
by Booblover February 18, 2006
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Double Trouble

1) Stevie Ray Vaughn's band. Rest in Peace SRV

2) To entice a couple exotic dancers into teaming up on you in the VIP room.
1) Blues music will never be quite the same without Double Trouble.

2) Oh wow, I have been having wet dreams for 3 weeks thanks to that Double Trouble I paid $25 for at Centerfolds.
by booblover November 29, 2009
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Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!
by booblover December 14, 2009
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Gross profit

1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.

2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.

2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:

"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
by booblover July 09, 2010
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Money wad

1. A bunch of cash

2. Huge ejaculation
He blew a money wad on her new set of tits.
by booblover May 31, 2010
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Freedom Planet

The answer to ALL our problems here on earth. Also known as the planet Mars.
President Bush has an idea to spend our tax money; establish moon bases by 2008 AND have NASA make trips to Freedom Planet to look for intelligent life (to help save our planet)!
by Booblover January 19, 2004
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