Gooning 

The act of mixing (at minimum) two different types of pastas.

"Becky mixed Spaghetti noodles with Penne pasta to spice up her food! that is so weird!"
"Shut up Sandra, she is just gooning. It is a hip new way to cook italian style food!"

Gooning by femmenyn April 17, 2024

Gooning 

The act of "going online" or "going on" so as to join a groupchat or video game party. Hence the abbreviation "to goon" or "gooning".

We gooning COD Warzone tonight.

Gooning by YungCarl April 19, 2024

Gooning 

When a porn addict takes his/her/their addiction to a whole new kind of form. For gooners, pornography is a kind of psychedelic experience.

See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.

Person 1: What the hell is Jonathan doing?
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.

Gooning by schizo_sissy May 21, 2024

gooning 

what im doing right now

im straight jorking my shit. and by shit? yeah. i mean my peanits. im gooning right now

gooning by tim trinity May 22, 2024

gooning 

Australian slang to be drunk on cheap cask wine

OH YEEEeeeah Brah Lets Get Some Goon AND go Gooning

gooning by COWMAN334322 May 24, 2024

Gooning 

The process of "Edging" (masturbating without climax), for hours or days, until a trance like, zombie like state is reached.

Dude I thought it couldn't get any crazier than edging, then I tried gooning. And bro, that shit had me like a zombie for a solid few hours

Gooning by Lickmyballs888 May 28, 2024

Gooning

The act of masturbation

Steve was gooning last night.

Gooning by aug_loveskpop April 29, 2026