Fruitcake

A fat chick's nasty fat ass. The ungucci version of a cake

"Yo, Kim Kardashian has a cake, but Oprah's got dat fruitcake!"

by blazingbizzy December 27, 2011

Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

by hellokoala November 5, 2009

Fruitcake

someone who takes it up the ass

ur a fuckin fruitcake

by anonymous March 28, 2005

Fruitcake

When a male has a sexual urge for the same sex and desires tummy sticks (cross reference).

'Fruitcake' Commonly displayed on 'Brokeback Mountain' (Can be seen on Film 4)

by Tummy May 28, 2008

Frubcake

An extension of "Frub". Most commonly used to a fat retarded ugly bastard who usually is seen eating excessive amounts of cake, used as an insult.

Joey: I just scored 100% in a test
Peter: I got 3% :(
Joey: Haha you're such a frubcake!

by Hawtguy April 5, 2009

Fruitcake

some one whos homo erotic

Johnny finally admitted to his mother that he was a fruitcake

by cat rocks! April 19, 2003

Fruitcake

To blow your load on a girl (or guys face) and then throw a handful of fruity pebbles at them is to perfom a "fruitcake."

"Dude the other night, I was skull fucking this random chick and when I was ready to nut, I gave her a fruitcake!"

by Captain Super Nuts April 5, 2007