flodger

A person who commits to something and doesnt show up and or bails at the last minute.

Mary is a complete flodger, and she flodged out on me. Seriously she just called and said she couldnt come over. What a flodge!

by UT fuckers February 14, 2005

fudge packer

a man who is gay, fudge packer is used to say as a man that enjoys anal sex with another man. also known as..sticking it in the pooper.

keebler elves are fudge packers!

by Dchappy32 June 23, 2011

Nail Fudge

When wiping your ass, the finger goes through the toilet paper or the paper misses the shit in your ass completely & you get shit under your nail.

The toilet paper failed & JOHNNY CAME OUT WITH NAIL FUDGE!

Also the new CARVEL CAKE "FUDGIE THE NAIL"

by 1Adam12 October 9, 2007

flodge

the word flodge is a spelling derivation of the word flauge which is a shortened/slightly altered version of the word "camouflage".

the word gained popularity especially amongst american hiphop culture and is used mainly as a verb to describe someone lying, hiding, fronting or masking a truth or event.

flodge is often used as an alternate spelling of "flauge", as it is easier to pronounce. To those simply hearing the word, without knowing the origin (derived from camouflage) of the word, flodge proves to be a more logical spelling.

eg. 1

-sorry guys, i'm not going to be able to come to the game with you tonight because i have to stay home and do my homework.
-don't try to flodge! we all know you're just going to stay in and watch bullshit movies with your girlfriend.

eg. 2
-he said that someone broke into his house and stole all of the product, but i know for a fact that he's flodging.

eg.3
-tony is such a bullshitter. everything he says is total flodge.

eg.4

-man Waterworld was such a stupid movie. the entire premise was total flodge.

by dartmouthprescott November 18, 2009

fudge dream

when you have to go the bathroom so bad while you are sleeping so you dream about taking a shit, and wake up in a bed of poo

Yo nigga, did you just have a fudge dream? you're stankin'

by 8 Ball Greaze January 3, 2008

fudge packing

the act of packing someones shit right up there back passage by means of a good stiff cock.

Mc scotty loves a good fudge packing!!!

by shifty bob July 3, 2003

Fudge Buttons

Expression used in place of fuck, motherfucker, or other serious expletive; typically used in an environment with small children or short assholes.

Fudge buttons! I didn't bring any gluten free cupcakes for the celiac girl!

by TheHumanTarget August 4, 2016