Fartnavic

Short for "Old Fart in a Crown Victoria." Oftenly mistaken for a white, unmarked cop car.

Man I thought that guy was gonna pull me over but it turned out to be a fartnavic! Phew!

by FLcracker05 November 3, 2010

fartnagoo

1. noun - refers to Nathan Goslin, for he has the rankest and most fetid diarehea sauce excreting from the sphincter during times of rectal exretions or anal intercourse.
2. verb - the act of accidentally excreting fartnagoo out of ones rectal cavity.

1 - tried to fart, but filled my shorts with fartnagoo...

2 - Better be carful or I'll fartnagoo!

*need for term created after he fartnagooed on the bus home after school, resulting in the discover of fartnagoo in his boxers in the form of self-proclaimed skid-marks.

by BigHornTM November 20, 2010

farknart

A school way of saying "fuck this shit"

Teacher: "Class the test is 50 questions. You have 25 minutes to finish."
Student: "Farknart"

by The_Sharkeisha February 20, 2014

fartuary

A farting sanctuary. Your own room away from others where you can freely fart at will.

I was pretty gassy after dinner, so I took leave of the others and went into my fartuary.

by No one From Nowhere April 15, 2014

Fartarrhea

When you think you're about to pass gas, but instead you have explosive diarrhea. This is a more severe form of sharting.

Suzy: Wasn't Jim wearing different pants this morning?
Karim: Yeah, but the food from that sketchy hot dog stand gave him unexpected fartarrhea and he had to change.

by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014

Fartbarn

Fartbarn. The rectal cavity, a place where farts are stored before being dispersed to the local atmosphere.
A large airy space that stinks of shit.

Shut it you fucking fartbarn.
Your missus has breath like a fartbarn.
Less of it you turdgobbling fartbarn.
Fuck staying in that hotel it's a proper fucking fartbarn.
Arse Shitty smell

by Fitz2815 February 22, 2017

Fartgargler

Someone who performs analingus with such gusto that they elicit gas passlege , which they immediate scarf like a hungry animal, quickly and LOUDLY

I have a date tomorrow w that fartgargler, so tonight , I eat beans .

by Davedale August 5, 2019