fartarrhea 

V. Similar to "shart"-ing, having fartarrhea is when a person thinks he or she is passing gas, but a gentle brown mist is expelled from the anus, creating a Jackson Pollock in the underwear. (See Jackson Pollock)

Susan and her friends were drinking soda when she was stricken with fartarrhea. Her shit stank!

fartarrhea by Haggerty January 14, 2008

fartarrhea 

Occurs when a person underestimates their own fart, thinking it is just gas but lets the fart out and diarrhea also sprays out usually making a big mess.

Tracy sat on the couch. She felt a big fart coming. She shrugged and slowly let it out. After she farted, she felt better but she noticed her underwear felt wet and her pants had a big brown stain along with the couch. That's when she realized it and said "damn i had a case of fartarrhea and shit myself"!

fartarrhea by jokester75 March 13, 2014

Fartarrhea 

When you think you're about to pass gas, but instead you have explosive diarrhea. This is a more severe form of sharting.

Suzy: Wasn't Jim wearing different pants this morning?
Karim: Yeah, but the food from that sketchy hot dog stand gave him unexpected fartarrhea and he had to change.

Fartarrhea by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014

Fartarrhea 

A loud fart, followed by an intense stream of diarrhea.

PJ's dog, Mia, had horrible fartarrhea when she was a puppy.

Fartarrhea by jpjacks04 August 23, 2021

fartarrhea 

Fartarrhea is a disorder that causes the sufferer uncontrollable farting, sharting, and the occasional echoey moan. Four out of ten Americans suffer from fartarrhea in the bathroom stall in Disneyland. The only remedy for fartarrhea is a healthy diet.

"Everyone in the bathroom next to the turkey leg stand had fartarrhea."

fartarrhea by yoyogetsome March 18, 2024

fryarrhea 

A giant poosplosion after eating a bunch of fried food.

Oh dude I just ate a bloomin’ onion at Outback and now I feel some wicked fryarrhea comin on!!

fryarrhea by Squishysquid457 May 22, 2019

Firearrhea 

Firearrhea is the explosive result of having too much tequila from a plastic bottle, Popov, and boxed wine (using the wine as a chaser). Then, someone gets the brilliant idea to order Hungry Howies and put copious amounts of hot sauce on the pizza that people would ask very stereotypical things such as, "would you like any pizza with that hot sauce? durr hurr".

For added laughter, one could give a drunk person who engaged in such firearrhea-inducing activities a chocolate laxative. This is only done to ensure that the drunk person gets the full firearrhea experience.

Brid: Holy Hell, I just DESTROYED the toilet at work. Seriously, I think I just melted some porcelain just now.

(upon walking into the bathroom)

Boss: It smells like firearrhea in here.. Or at least singed pubic hairs.

Firearrhea by JeffJonezZz November 9, 2009