fartuary

A farting sanctuary. Your own room away from others where you can freely fart at will.

I was pretty gassy after dinner, so I took leave of the others and went into my fartuary.

fartuary by No one From Nowhere April 15, 2014

Faptuary 

A location in which one may fap freely, without inhibition. In the Faptuary, the senses of panic, strife, and time do not exist. Only in a Faptuary may one fully savor his experience, as no impeditory outside influence may enter.

Guy 1: You looking forward to finals being over?

Guy 2: No way, broseph, going home for the holidays sucks. I have my own little Faptuary in my dorm room.

Faptuary by JFIWW December 16, 2010