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Fartbarn

Fartbarn. The rectal cavity, a place where farts are stored before being dispersed to the local atmosphere.
A large airy space that stinks of shit.
Shut it you fucking fartbarn.
Your missus has breath like a fartbarn.
Less of it you turdgobbling fartbarn.
Fuck staying in that hotel it's a proper fucking fartbarn.
Arse Shitty smell
by Fitz2815 February 22, 2017
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Fartbanger

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.
In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.
by Jason L71 December 9, 2007
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Fartburn

A feeling one gets when they pass gas after eating hot mexican food especially beans.
The hot beans really gave me a bad case of fartburn!
by TheJockster May 25, 2008
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fartbar

Any fiber bar after it is consumed makes you fart for a whole day straight.

You can count on it for non stop farting.
fiber one. A fartbar that contains fiber.
by recovergirl October 8, 2011
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Fartbarfing

Having diarrhea; specifically, the act of expelling diarrhea
"I shouldn't go to the amusement park today. I've been fartbarfing all night after I ate diarrheadonalds."

"Oh no! Why did this happen today?! I can't be fartbarfing during my wedding ceremony!!"
by Jessman January 22, 2014
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FartBurn

A tangy acidic burn felt on the opening of ones anus the moment before letting out a ripper. A warning that what was thought to be a fart was anctually a pressurized diarrheal discharge
I cocked my leg to let one go, but I felt a kiss of Fartburn, and realized I had to find a toilet STAT!
by Thedude78 July 7, 2019
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fartburn

The burning sensation one feels in their rectum after having been flatulent the entire day.
Navin: Oh man, I had Taco Bell all day yesterday, and now I have fartburn.
by avaron November 2, 2006
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