Escalante Special

The act of performing consensual sexual activities with a person, preferably girl, and then being accused of taking advantage of her the next morning.

I thought I was out for a night of fun but got the Escalante Special instead.

by Homosexual Rapist March 20, 2017

escalate

become greater or more serious

your gonna escalate the situation if you continue instulting people

by fresh prince May 24, 2005

Escapegoat

A goat used to escape a hostile or dangerous situation. Has no connection to "Scapegoat" whatsoever. The Escapegoat is usually ridden on its back by the escapee. They run very fast and uncontrollably. A sub-category of the Goat species.

My friend said "Dude, the gangsters are gonna cap us! Lets bail on our Escapegoat!"

by Escapegoat666 October 6, 2008

Escalading

Cruising around the neighborhood with the intent of showing off one's car, especially when the car is actually lame.

"Hey, did anybody see who hit my car?" "Yeah, it was a bunch of dudes Escalading in a blue Geo Tracker."

by nehcrikslegne July 17, 2009

The Escalator

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verb

1. during a threesome involving one man and two women. the women are stacked stomach too back and the man assumes a kneeling position behind them and proceeds to push his penis from one girl to the next, starting with the bottom girl working his way up. Or reverse the order and direction for variations.

The highlight of my threesome was when i pulled the escalator on the two of them. Next time I think I'm gonna add another floor!

by 42 guys under the Rainbow October 21, 2011

escalator

moving staircase (not to be confused with the moving staircases in Harry Potter) used to make walking up stairs easier. Its like taking the worst part about elevators (makes you fat) and stairs (takes too long) and putting it all in one convenient location.

Guy 1: Dude lets take the escalator
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because escalators are slow and make me fat!

by darkshadow29 July 30, 2010

Escaoe

Known on the Metallica message boards as being the greatest Metallica song ever. Or it is atleast become that way since the dumb misspelling and shows why posting and drinking doesn't mix.

"D00d when are they gonna play escaoe and fryade!!???!"

by Misterdude5 April 26, 2010