power engineer

The most respected career in the world. Worked by men with solid muscles and huge horse-cocks.

Hey Girl, did you see that rich, sexy, hairy, muscular man that was hung like a horse?

You mean that Power Engineer? How could I miss such a perfect piece of man meat?

by The best kind of Engineer January 10, 2014

German Engineering

German Engineering

Engineering at its finest.

German Engineering is responsible for bringing us the:

Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays

1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.

by rzhhhh July 11, 2010

Electrical Engineer

Someone who signed up for at least 4-5 years of insanity inducing torture.

Oh you're going to be an electrical engineer? Hopefully you'll make it out in one piece.

by still_sane December 9, 2012

Eugene Gu

Similar to an Eiffel Tower, but with a pocket pussy. Two men put their hands together in the air as high as possible and fuck 1 pocket pussy.

“Me and Martin couldn’t find any women, so we Eugene Gu’d my pocket pussy Maria”

by Hgfuckcraft November 13, 2020

Ragdoll engine

A game in roblox where a bunch of copy and pastes and slenders go and online date. The copy and pasted love to push and bomb others for no reason.

Copy and paste:wanna play ragdoll engine??
Slender: sure ####
Copy and paste: #########
Slender, copy and paste: *push* *hug* *mean*

by Uricha September 23, 2020

engineer

"To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be fixed, and (2) things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them. Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet." - Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle

The engineer was the cause of the system meltdown

by Scott Adams January 27, 2004

armchair engineers

These are typically 24 year old yuppie wannabees straight out of college. It takes about 18 months to get them to the point where they can actually do something constructive for the company. Once this happens, they get a stupid title with the word "worldwide director" or something, and from this point on will not put their hands on anything tangible, like a product.

"Man, that Jeremy is an egghead. We finally get him to the point where he can walk without hand-holding and he gets a position with the armchair engineers."

by running out of patience March 15, 2008