Chocolate Eclair

When a man, (on a high fibre diet) lays down a huge log, then jizzes on it.
He then feeds it to a woman in a "here comes the choo choo train manner"

"me and Karen wer getiing wild last nite, but when i tried to chocolate eclair her she lost the plot and smacked me upside the head"

by ***MITCH*** April 12, 2008

Eclair

When one violently vomits and shits at the same time. Leaving the individual's empty. Imagine squashing an eclair and watching the creamy center fly out of both ends.

Nick had food poisoning and eclaired all over my bathroom last night.

by AllShitsNoGiggles July 6, 2014

exclairement

a girl named claire, who uses you for a lesbian one night stand experiment in college.

Friend: "how did last night go with Claire?"
Me:"bad, she hasn't called. i was just an exclairement to her."

by cactusprick October 14, 2012

Eclair

The sexual act of ejaculating, keeping the semen inside your penis and then getting your dick shit on. Just like the cream filled, chocolate glaze pasty.

"Dude after I came we made an eclair!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"

by Prof.Porpoise August 31, 2017

Eclairing

When you smear a shit from someones forhead to pelvic region and then fill them with cream.

Hey girl, what's say you and me choux back to my place and start eclairing?

by Wankusho March 14, 2018

Éclair

During intercourse when a man is about to ejaculate and he or his partner pinch shut the end of his urethra, resulting in the male version of a creampie.

I thought I found my dream girl until she fucking éclaired me

by StuffyCrust March 3, 2019

Éclair

An Éclair is when someone pulls down your pants and you shart and it squirts in their mouth.

Oh Crap! Eli just left gave me an éclair Gross!

What the hell Veronica I spent hours washing my hair only for you to just éclair in my mouth.

by Deathly me December 31, 2019